I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain
WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
hold on
I'm working on it
wheres winnie the pooh
i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat
when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever
Did you know that there have been American presidents that were direct descendants of a previous president? These were John Quincy Adams, Benjamin Harrison and George W Bush. Interestingly all three of these also lost the popular vote for their first term election.
dvaismygf
Fuck off Komaeda
Youre right… all I’m good for is providing useless trivia about American presidents… what a worthless talent…
i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together
honestly being bonded to my hot glue gun is 90% of the problem
do they think we're only allowed to eat kraft singles or
i go to the american grocery store and step into the cheese isle pondering which kraft single i will buy
Everyone wants to act like Americans don’t have cheese but no one wants to talk about the cheese caves, the caves where we put all our cheese because we make too much and our cringe government keeps bailing out our fail dairy farmers to keep the price of milk stable because The Great Depression so now we have so much cheese in this country we could literally stop producing cheese right now and still have enough cheese to give everyone in America a pound of it every day for four years. And I’m not even talking about kraft singles pictured above, I’m talking about an actual not cursed product-- real cheese. Cheddar, brie, gouda, munster, swiss, you name it we have a billion pounds of it, literally. We have so much cheese that we’re literally running out of places to put it and in an effort to get rid of it we reprocess a lot of it into kraft singles (hence it’s a cheese product and not actual cheese-- cheese is but an ingredient in kraft singles, much like how bread is itself an ingredient in German graubrot, although graubrot is a food item that is actually meant to exist on this earth and isn’t the end product a cautionary tale on how not to stabilize a vital industry when your economy is collapsing) and for a very long time we gave it away as part of certain food assistance programs. And that’s not even counting the fancy imported shit from Europe, because yes even though we still have way too much cheese we also still import it from Europe in addition to the too much cheese we already have.
#tell us where the cheese caves are#I want good sharp cheddar#get some Munster and Swiss#get some other cheeses to try why not via @malconvoker
The cheese caves are in Kansas City, Missouri I believe, though I’m not sure how guarded they may or may not be.
thought this was something you guys were making up to gaslight the europeans only to find out the massive cheese caves are in fact, real.
what the fuck
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You only need to know one thing: meow.
water-of-the-bong-deactivated20
[Video transcript:
(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)
So, (meow) today I am making... (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He's not allowed in the bedroom (meow) 'cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she's in here right now (meow) so he's throwing a fit.
Anyways, we're making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.
So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can't fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)... the CAT... (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)
Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.
End transcript]
A thought that arises from the idea of tiefling babies often ending up being abandoned: A rich tiefling adventurer retiring and starting up a tiefling orphanage that takes care of rejected tiefling babies and children.
A thought that arises from the idea of a tiefling orphanage: the rich tiefling adventurer regretting his initiative of filling a mansion with dozens of little devils that all can cast Thaumaturgy. At will.
Oh Boy. :’D
Personally I headcanon that tiefling magic starts to manifest around puberty, but if that wasn’t the case, they’d just have to suck it up and tiefling baby-proof the hell out of the place. B) Have no vases and stuff that might fall over and break during tremors. Have sturdy furniture. Lock doors and windows. Avoid having open flames around. Shove cotton or something into your ears.
Oh yeah, and some of the babies might in that case be able to cast friends, minor illusion, ray of frost, or mage hand. Could result in chaos…
My next one shot is definitely going to be “A party of tiefling babies escape from the orphanage (to go to the candy shop)”
seaslesbian
sorry to hijack this post but i’ve been drinking coffee and had ideas for how to actually bring this to life so:
BABY TIEF HEIST ONESHOT
PLAYER RULES
- You are all tiefling toddlers, each pick a different subrace
- All your stats are 10, then apply your racial boosts.
- you have 4 hp (5 if you have the con boost) if you reach zero, you are unconscious.
- Your only abilities are your racial traits.
- You have broken out of the orphanage with no money, and seek a treasure trove of candy from the store.
- How you retrieve this candy, without being apprehended, is up to you.
DM RULES
- Any environmental or effect that could potentially hurt a toddler will only deal 1 hp of damage.
- The candy store functions as a dungeon:
- the shopkeep is a final boss (objectively has 5 hp if they go the combat route, however, this would only cause him to fall unconcious— there will be no toddler murder.)
- other patrons are to be befriended or avoided.
- Any creature that is not considered Charmed by the toddlers, whether by magic or exceptional persuasion checks and baby tief cuteness, will report any thievery they see.
- Environmental hazards can include
- gumballs on the floor
- getting distracted by a cute kitty or dog
- the candy is on the top shelf!!! just out of reach!
- To reach your goal:
- you must steal a pound of candy for each player character. you may also steal excess to aid you in your heist just be careful how much you use.
- Candy
- Lollipops: if you consume a lollipop you can regain 2 hp. (5 lollipops = pound, you may grab 3 at once)
- Gumballs: gumballs can be spilled on the floor, functioning like a bag of ball bearings. (20 gumballs = a pound, using gumballs wastes half a pound, you may grab 5 gumballs at once)
- Chocolate: Invokes Sugar Rush. (2 chocolate = a pound, you may grab 1 at once, 1 chocolate = one sugar rush)
- Sugar Rush gives you advantage on all strength and dexterity checks for five minutes (since initiative hopefully will not be a factor, if it is invoked in a combat situation, the duration is 1 minute), however after, you must make a DC: 15 con save to avoid falling asleep for a post-sugar nap.
- You may design your candy store as you will for maximum chaos
- roll a d10 + 1 for the number of potential patrons within.
those are just a few small things i thought of for how to run this oneshot for maximum cuteness, creativity and chaos!
fun fact, i actually ran one of these one shots and the group had so much fun, we aged up the characters to play waterdeep: dragon heist
I HAVE PLAYED THIS ONESHOT AND IT WAS CHAOS
Caesar: Get fucked, you litte shit.
What the Fuck??
People think of children as either sweet and innocent or too stupid to cause much trouble and both views are wrong. A child of elementary school age has the moral reasoning and impulse control of a racoon paired with problem solving equal to or superior to an adult’s, yet unbound by the shackles of cautionary experience or awareness of long-term consequence.
This is what allows the children to both create a black market in live bioweapons while still only valuing said weapons at 25 cents.
They often swap 😌✨
Let’s just all agree that this is an OFFICIAL behind the scenes footage, okay?
The thing is, it is. I don’t know if OP knew that, but this is. Actually what happened.
“So, Kojirou’s crossdressing. Setting aside that time the Rockets dressed gyaru for a moment, when we were making the Rose of Versailles-esque Musashi & Kojirou, we were going to have Musashi wear the (Marie) Antoinette outfit, but it didn’t seem like a good fit. Then we tried it out on Kojirou and were like, well, that looks about right. So that’s where Kojirou’s crossdressing odyssey really began.”
This is an actual pokeani character designers account. This. Literally happened with these exact outfits 😂
sinfulhime
oh what!!!!!!
Men: Men have a better sense of humour than women.
Men when women make a joke: Was that by accident? Do you know you just made a joke?
I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest
you’re in a State of depression
Hangin with my Gnomies!
maya-kitajima
hey pun what the FUCK does that mean
Blasphemous vibes
maya-kitajima
Pun I thought you mean blasphemous in the biblical sense and nearly flipped my goddamn lid trying to decipher what about gnome hats was an affront against god
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