this is a mess

Watch what they do, not what they say.

one time I realized "wait, I can just not go" and it was all downhill from there

being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it ain’t much but it’s honest work

i love saying i will be "without access" to email. it's a lie. i am fully capable of accessing my emails. i simply will not be.

having access to email is a state of mind, one I do not want

I love that in the time since Twilight was big we've learned that Kristen Stewart is actually a fantastic actress and super cool human being and all the hate against her was unwarranted and rooted in misogyny while also discovering Robert Pattinson is yes a good actor but also one of the weirdest people alive

reblog to raid the sun at midnight while its sleeping and distracted to steal its heat for the winter

The sun is an object… It doesn’t sleep…

excuse me. i have a quadruple phd in orb study and what you have is disrespect, i know what im talking about 

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

i put the hot in photo

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

2017 has just started…….. it’s alright so far………… i am suspicious

do you think mormonism approves of harem anime

all that i have learned from three angry anons is that i (formerly) had mormon followers

Just got a baffling survey from Google rewards

Easier than submitting a bug report

girl said

Tenth Doctor + his various glasses throughout his seasons’ appearance