Vet!Yuu: *grabs the can opener*

Grim: *clawing at their legs for some food*

Vet!Yuu: *exchanging with Trey to get a strawberry tart*

Riddle: *vibrating at a frequency to break glass*

Vet!Yuu: *holding a bucket of KFC*

Azul: I am above such…is that extra crispy?

wings

in my head theres a kylar sydney pc beach event

omg it's independence day... here's winx club yuri

[The tweels introducing a family friend to Yuu]

Jade: This is our childhood family friend, Y/N.

Floyd: Our tiny, cute shrimp.~

Shrimpmer!Y/N: Hello!

Yuu: Wait, I thought I was Shrimpy?

Floyd: No no, you’re Shrimpy! They’re our shrimp!~

Jade: Our cleaner shrimp to be precise.

Floyd: They use to clean our wounds after fights when we were elvers.

Yuu: Oh.

Floyd: And our teeth after mauling anyone who harmed them.

Yuu: Oh.

TWST incorrect quotes

RICH YAN AFTER KIDNAPPING READER: You’re staying here. This is your new home.

READER: But what about my clothes?

RICH YAN: I’ll just buy you a new set of everything.

READER: . . .

READER: But you’ll miss out on sniffing my sweaty, possibly ‘release’ covered, stinky clothing.

RICH YAN: . . .

RICH YAN: You’re absolutely fucking right.

IMPORTANT!!!!!!

bunny ortho hops in the guest room!!!

Long distance relationship 🥺

I wanted to finish these two pictures, but I was too lazy to do that.🤪

your schoolmates, masc. edition

First time drawing Daniel 💃

*Knocking on Epel's window*

Epel: AAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUUUUU----

*Epel Runs into Pomefiore's common room*

Epel: VIL!!! VIL!!!!! SAVE ME, THERE'S A DEMOM OUTSI---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*MC, Running after him, collapsing on the floor from laughter*

Vil: *rubs the bridge of his nose*

Mc: *out of breath* I---AHAHAHAAHAAHA-- I JUST CAME TO GIVE YOU ONE OF YOUR TEXTBOOKS AHAHAHAAHAHA

Epel: THEN WHY WERE YOU OUTSIDE MY GODDAMN WINDOW??

*MC, shrugging*

MC: No one answered the door.

Vil: For seven's sake, potato--

*Rook, sniffling*: I've taught you so well.

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Azul: Is it just me, or does it seem like Jade has been extra… soft towards you as of late?

Y/N: Jade and I had an argument the other day.

Azul: Okay, then why is he being so affectionate towards you?!

Y/N: I threatened to take the mushrooms in the divorce.

Azul: …Ah.

Daniel why the heck are you carrying around Amortentia? 🤨

Why is this 11 year old boy carrying around the most powerful love potion in existence

it's time to give the 4th but also newest bro a big hug 💖

to be fair, Lucifer, you had a track history of trying to kill MC

Imagine if you ask the magic mirror again and it gives you a dorm this time. How the dorm leaders + the poor unfortunate souls underneath them react

Magic Mirror: This soul now has a place within this world. Your dorm is..

*happy sobbing from some, unhappy from others* *COUGH, riddle*

*unhappy sobbing in, will never be sleeping again*

*unhappy sobbing, wiping away tears with money*

*JOYOUS SOBBING*

*Vil is throwing up* *Rook is about to faint*

*mute button is off* NO GOD PLEASE NO OH PLEASE GOD NO

*INHUMAN SCREECHES OF JOY* CHILD OF MAN------ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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