Keep that mouth shut, Galivan.

I need as many people as possible to watch this video from the official Angry Birds tiktok or else I'll get a fucking hemorrhage

little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)

Stoney pony g3

stoney pony fanart for 4/20

I’m shitting at these tags

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

HEADBUTT STRENGTH OF 10,000 SUNS

just kidding. nap strength of 10,000 sleepies

Beast made for torment

Inspired by

The rebranding of christian style sex negativity in faux progressive language makes my eye twitch like calling normal sexual attraction (in itself, not even actions) "predatory" and saying someone "didn't consent" to you *privately thinking* about them doesn't suddenly make it feminist or something just because you're not calling it "sinning in your heart" anymore. Hate to break it to you

We gotta show middle school sex ed to twitter users like straight up explaining puberty to them. It's perfectly normal if you start thinking about girls your age <3 it's ok if you feel funny it's natural <3

Customer: ANCIENT THAI PROVERB FOR HEATH AND VITALITY DMV: FUCK YOU Verdict: DENIED

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

just spilled special acid all over my yard and it's eating through the ferns like i do fettacheeny alfraido

they shouldve made it impossible to post new videos to tiktok after this one was made and also they shouldve made it so every other video was just this video

ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

i laughed so hard at this comment

Customer: MY NAME AND MY FAVORITE COLOR DMV: BLUE Verdict: DENIED

this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

Customer: NICKNAME DMV: SPANISH INSULT TO AMERICANS OR WHITE PEOPLE/ URBAN 171 UP 75 DOWN Verdict: DENIED