I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this

I still do this and I’m almost 18.

Today’s Gender of the day is: Michael Cera holding a cactus

Pawel Kuczynski’s satirical art. Take a moment to look at these properly.

This guy is not even slightly in the area of fucking around

Pulp Fiction (1994)

the best part about DJ roomba was that it wasn’t just a joke DJ FUCKING ROOMBA CAME BACK SEVERAL TIMES IT’S A RECURRING FUCKING CHARACTER

I am literally both of them at the same time

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

this comic makes me tear up every time i see it

4 (by ben///giles)

We live in a box, but have no complaints. It’s covered in locks, but we like the restraints. It keeps us from being the people we once were, because we don’t like seeing whats under our fur.