being autistic is like someone asking you to fill up their gas tank. so you do. then you come back and they get really pissed with you. you ask why because they said to fill up their gas tank. they then confirm that yes, that is what they said, but OBVIOUSLY they meant that they wanted to wash their water bottle. how could you be so stupid to not know that?
i find it funny how boomers will take you correctly gendering a person after they misgender them as a personal attack even if you call no attention to their misgendering. like for example:
boomer: "she did xyz"
me: "yeah i heard they did that" (no emphasis was put on they)
boomer: "OHMYGOD im SO SORRY its just so hard to keep up with these new pronouns these days and SHE-"
like bruh all you would have to do is say they in the next sentence its... not that difficult
My favorite thing in the world is when someone whoe spends 99% of the their time in some toxic radicalized internet bubble tries to insult you but they are incapable of speaking normally so they call you some hyper-specific term that literally nobody understands like "kill yourself you fucking nooploid"
And then you Google "nooploid" and turns out it means something like "a derogatory term for attractive people who have sex with attractive people, which is apparently bad somehow."

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An Instagram ad telling me not to tape my laptop camera is the most suspicious shit ever
Happy birthday loser man
i think i’ve made some incorrect assumptions about what goes on over at straycatj dot tumblr dot com

unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends
Zootopia
mspains
people asking “why is there hair there?” about other people’s bodies is insane to me like. it GROWS there you fucking idiot. why else. move on
“but stomach hair isn’t common” in what fucking universe. in what world.
cold comfort
it makes me feel disgusted with myself that i just KNOW my ex probably worships andrew tate rn


