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Finally Some Good Fucking Omens

@ouidamforeman / ouidamforeman.tumblr.com

Ouida, 25, nonbinary queer, any pronouns.
I’m odd and I like silly old science fiction things. This blog is a mess of mostly Good Omens, Star Trek DS9, Gallifrey, and Doctor Who novels and audios and it refuses to be anything else. My inbox is always open for questions and concerns, especially fandom questions! Feel free to ask me about my Very Strong Dr Who opinions if you wish. I also make art. Links to my print shop, Ko-fi, Ao3, and other blogs are in the tag directory in my pinned posts!
Art blog: @ouidasart | Aesthetic blog: @nest-of-stars

bro jonathan harker watched his last act of rebellion go down in flames before his very eyes by a terrorizing vampire after a month of torture, fell into more depression for a few days and went anyways. let's get ready to do this again. man's a freak. man's a freak and it's only the beginning. you've been revoked from all right to say ''he cannot be in this adaption much he's boring 🤓" listen. he's terrified all the time doing the opposite of manfully machoing and refuses to torturously brood too much or get all cynical yet he's got a brand of crazy to compete with mad scientists. he just keeps going back. don't touch me.

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

pride poll

extremely funny seeing the tags roll in that say shit like "say sike...." "this is a jumpscare" "q slur tw" "ofc people who like queer say they like mogai" i know this flavor of rancid personality so well

yall are so terfpilled <3

happy pride ! to the faggots and freaks, the trannies, the boygirls and girlboys and the he/him butches and she/her twinks ! to the gendervague and the genderfucked !! to every trans and nonbinary person at whatever stage they're at !! and to the eggs and the questioning ! to my bisexuals and pansexuals and omnisexuals and polysexuals and the lesbians w/ boyfriends and gays w/ girlfriends !! happy pride to the queers who wear battle jackets and the queers who stealth and every single one of you in between !! happy pride to my aces and aros !! happy pride all you funky sexual deviants and kinksters !! to my elders who faced decades of bigotry and lost many a loved one, and the youngsters learning our history and experiencing it themselves !

I love you all so so much I love us and who we are and I ask you: be kind to each other

sure happy pride I’m glad you found your community but are you normal about straight queers, disabled queers, fat queers, non-white queers, masc queers, queer men, queers who use “confusing” labels, queers who use “contradictory” labels, queers who identify with slurs, multigender queers and their attraction labels, and trans and intersex people’s bodies?

Occasionally I see that one dw heritage post that's like "Rose was advocating for alien fuckers rights when nobody else was" WRONG Leela pulled 4 timelords in less than 100 years and then a regular alien lady. And then she fixed one of them and made him not xenophobic because that's how pro alien fucking she is. Give her some respect

In excruciating detail, what is the entire plot of the unreleased second season of the hit show Good Omens?

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I'm so glad someone has finally asked me. Crowley and Aziraphale, who in this season are both undertakers in Birmingham, and their wives, Dottie and Sadie, go on holiday together to the South of France. The boys get very drunk at a wine tasting, and their wives have to bring them home to the hotel, where Aziraphale (still drunk) puts on the gorilla costume he finds in a closet. Imagine Crowley's shock, when he sees a gorilla climbing out of the window of the hotel! Now, it just so happens that a master spy who looks exactly like Aziraphale hid the microfilm plans for a missile in Crowley's bathroom, and has returned to obtain the microfilm, which is hidden in a book of naughty seaside postcards that Dottie found earlier and threw out of the window. When the police turn up looking for the gorilla, they find the master spy but think it's actually Aziraphale. Fortunately Sadie realises that the pineapple-shaped birthmark has vanished from Aziraphale's left elbow which means that he's an imposter and she and Dottie set out to rescue him in his gorilla costume from the circus that he's been sold to by an unscrupulous animal welfare centre operative. And then there are lots of cats and horses. The end. It's really good.

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[ID: A banner in a red and gold color scheme that reads: Pride & Politics. A Gallifrey Audio Series Fanzine. Celebrating 20 years. Interest Check June 1st-30th. On either side of the text are silhouettes of Narvin, Leela, Braxiatel, and Romana. /ID]

Next March is the 20th anniversary of the Gallifrey audios! Do you want to join us in celebrating?

We are organizing:

  • a fanzine of art and fic that pays tribute to each season of Gallifrey
  • a prompt week for people to create any fanworks they like.

This audio series means so much to each of us, and we’re so excited to celebrate its stories and the creativity of this fandom.

If you’re interested in contributing to the zine, buying the zine, and/or creating for the prompt week, please fill out our interest check! It helps us plan our next steps for the project to set it up for success.

Questions? Check out our FAQ for more information.

Follow @galliversary for updates — and we have a Twitter account, too.

Eroticism is simply one of the basic modes of human expression and the fact that it terrifies people who have built their lives out of repression and self denial is only more reason to make erotic art. They will not stop with their own lives, they want to punish anyone who doesn’t conform to the same standards of cruelty they heap on themselves. But of course it will not work. It has never worked before. Even under the most adverse conditions beauty has always found ways of flourishing. We refuse to hide or live in shame and fear. We will make beautiful that which they find repulsive. 

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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

Am I fucking stupid LMAO

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cool. cool cool cool.

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im- im an english major i hate it here

The only thing being a native English speaker has done for me: let me guess things accurately!

English is not my mother language so this is higher than I expected it to be already LMAO

This is so funny when you consider English isn’t my mother language either and I literally chose half of the words randomly😭

I are a riter

Like Cory I are also a riter. But I bet Cory dun it fasterer.

Oh, I tried it too :) - not bad for not native English speaker (and not living in English speaking country) :)