a boyfriend is a gguy you eat burgers and sandwiches with
Pov: you reached for your ID after being asked to present it
Pov: you are at the bottom of a slide in Boston
Feel uncomfortable going to Cheesecake Factory when it’s so under the watch of the eye of Sauron
I made this post in 2016 and it got 3 notes, suddenly people are interacting with it. What is happening how did you even find it
That’s tumblr babey
tumblr users be like
i have this problem where i go back to fallout 4 once every 3 to 4 months, and i havent played vanilla in a while but i wanted the achievements, and i forgot that todd howard fucked this game so hard. bethesda, what the fuck,
imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind
thebigwillie
this passes the bechdel test
mcdonaldguy
i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq
bigheadmode
strong contender for post of the decade
you people will reblog anything
voiced it <3
Whataburger has entered the chat
