you want a cookie? mmm so moist

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

stop it i was trying to be gothic

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

It's time to make our dog! Let's look at the stats and compare them to an average looking dog.

And now let's adjust Our Dog's proportions accordingly.

Looks great so far! Let's put this dog together.

Wow! Wow. That sure is a dog. Probably.

looks like Andrewsarchus

look at this SPECIMEN

my beautiful wet son Corn Cob

This is insane

Hmm investigation of wall begins

Today i learned.

What'd you learn, Ricky?

Not sure

learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

you mispronounce miette?? you butcher miette name????

this explains an uncomfortable amount actually. jail for american education system for one thousand years

found you a new hat.

Can’t get this on any other social media

humans need a glowing weak spot other than the prostate