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I didn’t even unmute this I’m just laughing out loud in a library

you should have unmuted this

Hey yeah in the midst of all the hype and the strikes, can we PLEASE fucking talk about this

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

We should ban that bull shit

Men don't exist for your aesthetic convenience...

this is simply not true.

If people don't admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.

Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out of leftover coffee and orange juice and tequila? D-d-d-drugs.

This may sound obvious to you but society at large puts alcohol in this removed category away from other drugs. If you tell most wine moms that they have a drug problem they'd be appalled that you'd ever say such a thing. It's just time for humanity to admit that we like doing drugs. Most people's drug of choice just happens to be alcohol.

Also caffeine is a drug but like, it's so baked into our culture because so many people rely on it to get through the workday, which should really say something about our relationship with work but that's not a conversation the powers that be are eager to have

Let's compose some music together!

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Yeah, this sucks

World Infrastructure Map

by Peter Atwood

Heres my son Grung hes 1

Recognition of the self through the otter.

they went on a date (train ride)

ONE!

something wrong with me

TWO!

something wrong with me

THREE!

something wrong with me

FOUR!

something wrong with me

FIVE!

FIVE!!

FIVE!!!

FIVE!!!!

FIVE!!!!!

God damn it

ONE

is the loneliest number that you’ll ever doooooooo…

Who's doing numbers?

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

Clown code.

I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.

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People seem to have a lot of varied interpretations of it. Which is fine, because they’re all correct, you take what you like from it. Here are some thought I wrote about it when I was drawing this back in April of last year:

sooooo

can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?

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