@otpmalum / otpmalum.tumblr.com
hiiii you know theres a tumblr glitch that it notifies you of mentions from the past ... that ask reblog you reblogged is from 2016 🫶
i had no clue lmao 😂 i don’t have time stamps on my phone 🥲 hopefully that person still follows me and remembers sending that lmaooo
tumblr is so weird because like it FEELS small but then your favorite character loses a fandom poll bracket to a character you’ve never heard of in ur life and suddenly it’s like oh this hellsite is CROWDED crowded
cockslutmichael is so nice and her profile picture is great. She's kind, gorgeous and so approachable, she made me feel comfortable and happy whilst coming out as bi :)
tell me about your favorite blogs and i’ll tag them
STOP this is so cute!!! i love that y’all still think about me even tho i’m not as active as i used to be 😭🥺 ily all sm
greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!
the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse
sorry for rolling the worst blunt you've ever seen i'm only 24
me and the bad bitch (my beautiful mutual) i pulled by making 5 note flop posts
new york isnt real they made that up for movies. connecticut isn't real they made that up for gilmore girls. california isnt real they made that up for the oc. london IS real it was constructed as a set for the paddington movies and then everyone liked it so much that they left it up. paris is a mass hallucination
Id like to propose we invent a paper document u can have where it states that youve had a prescription for so many years, that u can just have it. Walk into any pharmacy. 200 miles from home. Nobody has ever heard of you. Show paper. Get prescription. For free. A prescription diploma. You put in so many years on this prescription, you graduate from having to ask for it. Life could be so perfect.
eating posts off my dash like they are little snacks my mutuals got for me
ok some days being visibly homo is the most wonderful thing in the world. an old woman walking her dog stopped to say hello to me and I asked if i could say hi to her dog. she seemed really excited and told me "his name is rupert brooke. i named him after a gay poet from the era of the first world war. he had red hair just like my dogs fur". then she leans in and whispers like she's divulging some great secret and says "i don't usually tell people about the gay part"
do you like men
man is a hopeless creature. i don't like much of anyone
oh if you meant sexually then yes
i need to schlurp cold water expeditiously
Is it ok if I reblog this? I think I have formed an empath bond with you
tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don't be ridiculous
is that an erect penis in your pocket. good lord
where on earth did you find something like that
