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@otpdestiel / otpdestiel.tumblr.com

Hi I'm Luke and tbh I'm just trying to live with my nihilistic views lmao,,? I also write on AO3: vaporlean

I don't use this account anymore but i sure do use @vaporlean so be sure to follow me there too // @casualbirdgalaxy u too

me: *does art* other people: wow but that’s wrong! and that too lmao ;-) me: …? some “friend”: *leaves sarcastic stupid comment*

okay but there's 3 kinds of friends Friend A: dats ugli kys ;-)) Friend B: ohh so nice keep up the good work Friend C: UGH WHY CAN YOU DRAW SO WELL FUKCINH CUT MY INTESTINES OUT WITH THEM SHARP LINES LITERALLY CHOKE ME TO DEATH WITH THOSE COLOURS IM DRINKINH BLEACH BOI IF U DON T G E T

GAYS IN MCDONALDS

OH MY GOD GUYS IM FUCKING CRYinH so my squad and i (han, danny, lilli, skye & ewelina) were sitting in mcdonalds and this religious old dude started talking to us about homosexuality and hell and shit and he was like “you’re gonna go to hell if you’re homosexual” and i was like “but what if i wanna get punished ;^))” and then after he said you could turn gays straight lilli brought some bomb ass arguments and then skye said “well i can’t make a black guy white can i??” And we all went OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then we were talking to him and then danny said that it’s in people’s genes so he left to another table. Han just stood up and said to him: “i love girls” and then lilli stood up and said “i love girls and boys” and then i said (about danny and me) “and we’re transgender and we’re leaving” and we just left like I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED ON TUMBLR

ID PAY SOMEONE ACTUAL MONEY TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHY DOES THAT TURN ME ON

cultural appropriation much? Boycotting claire's

This didn't even take that long. 135 frames.

show me a person who didnt think it was spelled ‘ducktape’ and ill show u a bitch ass liar

my mum took my phone and iPad so i told her i needed my laptop for school but lmao who are we kidding

fun depression things nobody ever talks about:

your perception of time gets all fucked up. did you shower today morning or was that yesterday? how did you feel last week? have you been depressed for a year or two years?

nobody fucking knows. time is a mystery

Study tip

Don’t be afraid to make your notes be funny. If writing stuff like “Priests weren’t supposed to have side hoes because God was their main hoe” helps you remember that Priests were banned from having concubines, then go ahead and write that shit. Live your life.

Yas bless

mediums

prompt: high school au in which they share an art class and phil develops a little crush i thought it was cute just wanted to express my new found love of acrylics mostly k sorry

genre: fluff

word count: 4,440 ooPS

a/n: why are high school au fics so appealing like ???? teenagers wow school and phan whoa there

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A stranger across the room, with a fringed haircut and smirk to match. His name was Dan Howell and he sat across the aisle, and his medium was chalk pastels.

For an hour and a half every other day I’d half work on my projects and half watch him work on his, always so focused and diligent but somehow making conversation with people around him at the same time. And he never turned anything in on time and always had excuses but he was friendly even if he seemed like one of the kids to get into trouble; he seemed like good trouble and I wanted to know him.

But I was Phil Lester, and watercolors are easily overlooked for the chalk pastels.

Omfg this is the best fucking fic ever im in tears

at the grocery store

me: this ham looks good
mom:
me:
mom:
mom: don't get the ham
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We’ve started rolling out a small, huge improvement to Tumblr. 

The small part is that we’re rearranging reblog comments so that they’re actually readable. The huge part is that we’re rearranging reblog comments so that they’re actually readable.

This has been a long time coming, and you might be startled at how suddenly easy it is to understand what’s going on. That’s alright. Relax your eyes, let them adjust, and enjoy the readability of it all.

Should be out to everyone by tomorrow afternoon. Love ya, Tumblr.

NO. FUCK YOU.

I fuckin hate being tickled its not cute its not funny and i WILL sue yo ugly ass for harassment :///