reminder: you can start over at anytime. your day is not ruined. your world is not over. take a deep breath. start over.

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

Reblog to actually save a life

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

You’ve gone too far this time.

Imagine explaining this…the, the, the layers of MEME

Literally any girl: h-

Guy typing vigorously: you probably get so many DMs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how many guys dm you 😂😂 hey what’s up 🙊 hi 😂 reply to me 🙈😳😂 whatever that was my friend u ugly anyway. You could never get with someone like me it was a dare lol 😂

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.

i’m watching olympic snowboarding and this guy just checked his phone before going down the hill and put it in his pocket.. he brought his phone down the hill at the olympics… this is so chaotic