The Aquatic Sky Dancer

 ok but what about

@triruntu

@elodieunderglass uhhhhhh… Birb?

I Suggest we Consider:

AQUATIC (penguin)

I dunno, I kinda love it… :D

It’s a fine line to tread when you’re breeding your phoenix. A swan is good:

But take it a few genes to the left and you’ve got a GOOSE

(Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.)

It got better

@elodieunderglass

Oh my God someone actually drew a Good Version of my Dubious Penguin????? And THEN someone added a sweonix (swan phoenix)? Oh man, this is the stuff you miss when you’re in the middle of a reblog chain.

@english-history-trip that is some powerful art, and I respect the trip that it represents from the sublime to the absurd, for in this journey we find enlightenment.

@keire-ke your magnificent penguin art represents the other side of the journey, which takes us from the absurd to the powerful. In this journey we find truth.

According to some sources, the legend of the phoenix might be derived from another bird noted for it’s striking appearance and who, indeed, are of the order Phoenicopterus

You know what birds those are?

FLAMINGOS!

Just saying…. if someone wanted to try ANOTHER take on Fawkes….

This is terrible and I feel like I should apologise, but really, it’s @iconuk01‘s fault.

Also I am not a certified Birb artist.

Never

Apologize

For

Shaming

Herodotus

Y’all leaving out the POTOO! FORESHAME! I have rectified this:

Bless this thread. 

@dissatisfied-degenerate

Aaah now I can finally reblog it with the majestic potoo added

Since I can’t find the original posts (and if anyone can, let me know) I’ll just post this image to show people, who may not know, where all this “humans are space orcs” stuff started. 

“You’re basically seeing all of the sunrises and sunsets across the world, at once, being reflected off the surface of the moon” – explained by NASA

big ass mood bitch

a d&d group who have only ever played virtually are forced to meet up and join forces when it seems their dm has gone missing. the group is comprised of beautiful popular athlete pretending to be a dork online, a dork pretending to be a beautiful popular athlete online, a stereotypical lives-in-his-mother’s-basement gamer who’s secretly rich, and the dm’s brother who doesn’t know the dm is his sister – they’ve never even exchanged real names online. halfway through their search they realize the dm sent them on a wild goose chase on purpose to give them the thrill of a real-life adventure. three quarters of the way through they realize that through the actions the dm set up for them to take, they’re actually being framed for a crime she committed. 

Unrealistic premise, it requires players to actually follow the DM’s beautifully crafted plan for more than five minutes, zero stars

@firebirdeternal

Coffee table

coffeable.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘coffee table’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

Natural sculptures by Andy Goldsworth “Andy Goldsworthy is an extraordinary, innovative British artist whose collaborations with nature produce uniquely personal and intense artworks. Using a seemingly endless range of natural materials—snow, ice, leaves, bark, rock, clay, stones, feathers petals, twigs—he creates outdoor sculpture that manifests, however fleeting, a sympathetic contact with the natural world. Before they disappear, or as they disappear, Goldsworthy, records his work in superb colour photographs.”

There is a documentary on him and his art on youtube! It’s called Rivers and Tides and it is fucking amazing and incredibly inspiring everyone should see it.

*slams hands* man im curious. People following me who haven’t read or watched FMA (bless your patient hearts) what’s the most confusing thing about the series you’ve seen me say/reblog/tag?

I’m a huge slut for out-of-context interpretation

I still refuse to believe there’s any context for Mr Muscle Wizard

What the heck is this guys deal, man?? Why is everyone else just a regular-ass wizard type with fire or water or electricity powers… and then there’s this super friendly muscled guy whose magic power is punch???

ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG DOES NOT NEED ANY KIND OF EXPLANATION HIS ALCHEMIC ART HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS

The Count in his Count Mobile.

I’m pretty goth but all I have is a minivan with a bunch of band stickers.

tumblr: on languages

The thai for “5″ is pronounced roughly “Ha”, and so where english internets would generally put “lol” or something, they put “555555555″.

I was looking for this post for so long

Finally it has returned

@roadkill2580

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge (2010)

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

old boys

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

Wild

(via arwyayen)

for when your throat clogs

not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bird’s name is Dog Water

What happened in 4 hours is sped to 1 minute. #SuperBlueBloodMoon

Thank you for this.

How Did They Get That Shot?

Literally nyoom

Who’s the meanie who tossed this cat down the slide is my question

Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?

witchcraft