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Star Lord? More Like Meme Lord 2017

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I'm Smol, and afraid. Rip. Sanity is thrown out the window and you're dragged into thicc Alfred thighs and Russian sin.
~Enjoy~

stop telling everyone I’m not straight

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sometimes I can still hear her gay voice

you’ve never heard my gay voice before only one person on tumblr has and you weren’t honoured with that title you homosexual

Did you hear that?

Gay.

I’m the straightest straight that ever straighted

If you’re reading this post.

You’re gay.

i like penis

Manboobs

i don’t see where i agreed to me being gay

where did you deny it

im denying it now

Like this post if you think Oli is gay

[blog update] Happily Ever After

And thus, Mister Prussia was able to read a story that was lovely like blue skies, sparkling brooks, and flapping birds. And they lived happily ever after.

The late Mr. Sausage, who lived with two of the three greatest gluttons of the fairy tale world. The difference between the first and seventh editions is funny. Also, in Mr. Charles Perrault’s stories, the comments that he periodically inserted are stylish and lovely.

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Okay who the **** was that, and why did you panic when he showed up?

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Ivan: “Surely, you would have heard of my type by now! Look at these wings! Such an obvious giveaway–”

Alfred: “Mr. B-Braginsky! S-sorry for not p-performing my duties rightfully on time b-but–uh– these people do not know who you are! Please don’t be too harsh on them! They’re….new!”

Ivan: ….”Fine. As dim-witted as they may seem, I’ll educate them……You see, newcomers, I’m not the same class as Alfred here, I’m no ‘Guardian Angel’.”

Ivan: “As my title suggests, my role in the heavenly society is to scout, to look over. When I am on duty, I fly about, monitering the skies for enemies and extract any sort of information from or about them. In times of great danger, I am responsible for alerting other nearby military angels, and holding back enemy lines, hence my broad, eye-blinding wings.”

Ivan: However when I’m off duty, I’m subjected to just babysitting a few lowlives.”

Ivan: “I cannot fully tell you of his crime, but I can say that Alfred broken rather…important laws, laws that could end him up with a death sentence, if he weren’t already dead. It was already merciful that the Senate gave him community service as punishment to redeem himself, yet still! He procrastinate and lazes around! How pitiful!”

Alfred: “You’re so mean, I got a hard case, but I’m trying my best!”

Ivan: “You gave up so much for your selfishness. This is what you deserve.”

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