same

oh my god Ron's face😂😂😂

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe. 

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right?? 

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above. 

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….? 

Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

You’re excused bitch. 

Alex nooooooo

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

Laaaawd that was cruial

savage

u fucking go dude😂😂

big dog and puppy enjoying some veg

wow!! CRUNCH

salad babies

why is that so fucking adorable

Omg

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS!!!!

that is the cutest thing ever😍😍😍😍

I was born to see this video

Oh my god

When you drunk as fuck but your homie got you .

Omg Omg Omg

Oh my god

THE DOG IS DRIVING THAT LITTLE BOY OMGGGG😍😍😍

this makes me feel better about humanity

LOVE TOM HIDDELSTON😍😍😍😍

It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

it’s like the dog has gone awol but realises that he’s not allowed to go on the bed

yeah he's like "come on guys I'm not a monster Ik I can't get on the bed so I'm gonna fuck up everything else"

:)

I’m only slightly crying.

I've seen this before I cry every time 😭😭

Haru is my soulmate.

DAAAAAAAAAAMN😍😍😍😍

He has risen

I love this

I find this hilarious

THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!😍😍😍

me all the time

can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts

April's wishing she had formal shorts

Spongebob Season 2 Body Count

Cause of death: Double Suicide

Cause of Death: Explosion 

Cause of death: Bad Smell

Cause of Death:  Starvation

Cause of Death: Drowning

Cause of Death: Decapitation

Cause of Death: Exsanguination

Cause of Death: Decapitation

Cause of Death: Defenestration

Cause of Death: Vehicular Manslaughter

Cause of death: Electrocution

SpongeBob is a very morbid show😐

Bottoming

I hate this website

it sounded like she sang "fun at times"

dafuq did I just watch

how is this video still going around its been years

oh my god wtf😂😂😂