Twitter rebranding itself as X has been the funniest thing to ever happen to the trash site.
Anonymous asked:
why dont you draw men with small chests. i dont think ive ever seen you draw a guy without huge boobs
BECAUSE MEN WITH SMALL BOOBS KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY
I hope all those white boys shocking waiters by ordering in [asian language] all collapse into a black hole singularity
I just watched a tiktok where the white guy tried speaking in vietnamese to the waitress who had to admit on film that no, she doesn't speak her ancestors language, and he was like "oh I've out-vietnamesed you" while she like sat down on the restaurant floor in shock. and the comments were like haha how cool and smart of the white guy isn't this funny! like how do people not realize this is humiliating? white people will never understand the complex relationship asian diaspora have with their language and the shame and guilt and baggage of assimilation, and then they get to exploit that shit for views and clout like I genuinely want all those people to kill themselves
in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like
look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.
alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away, given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the fucking world.
alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.
Impossible to overstate how good an aesthetic ‘surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever you are about to telekinetically murder people with’ is.
crying because i’ll never be surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever i am about to telekinetically murder people with
My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English
It goes something like this
Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?
A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).
To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.
hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start
I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.
Hate being the generation that remembers when YouTube videos would buffer when you pause them, allowing the entire video to load and let you watch it without interruption even on slow connections.
A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.
I hope everyone who opposes abortion literally dies. I do not give a fuck I hope you fucking die
When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣
“He’s not going to fit that in his cheek.”
“Oh, he’s chewing it, it’ll be smaller.”
“He can’t possibly-”
“shit, I guess he can.”
girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level
girl help i'm having creation ideas above my motivation level
girl help I’m having creation ideas above my free time level
asta-lily-deactivated20220630
Anonymous asked:
not submission. I really hate the "My OC, my rules" thing. Cause like, no? Just because they are your oc doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with them. If you want to make your oc suffer and not like them get help, you deserve to lose rights over them. Especially if you only do that stuff to purposely trigger people. Once you do that, your oc no longer belongs to you. they belong to the public who will take better care of them instead
Making a comment to get this to post.
somberbi
You do not get to take someone else’s OCs for yourself just because you don’t like how their creator is treating them.
scarianagrande
I’m absolutely adding this to my Online Entitlement collection. Raymond’s already on there.
It is so fuckin chef's kiss when a character quite obviously Fucks Up and makes a Bad Choice but specifically in a way where you're like. Man idk what I would've done in this situation either.
marxistprincess
“No one is pro abortion” I am pro abortion, I don’t give a singular fuck about any unborn lives I care only for those already living
“What if you had been aborted” you’re a dipshit
“What if I had been aborted” I wish you were
I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately
Some of you need to learn the difference between skinny girls being made to feel insecure about their body from certain people and fat girls being made to feel like their entire life is worthless because of their body size from literally the entire world
People still don’t get the point of this post…….wild