as per my last email

I refuse to commit this as my karma.

Anonymity. Here, online, you've got a mask of a silly picture and no voice. IRL, you show your face and speak your voice.

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time

I love it

*in everyone’s minds*

Zuko: Maybe if I just keep up my persona, they’ll believe I’m someone else… Okay, that’s stupid, but what choice do I have?

Aang: …Maybe if we just pretend we’ve never met before he’ll stay nice and we can all keep the peace.

Katara: If he lifts one hand against us, I will freeze them both.

Sokka: Please be a coincidence. Please be a coincidence. Please be a coincidence. Please be a coinci-

Toph: Why is he so scared? Is he shy? Why is Katara so upset? Why is Aang freaking out? Why is Sokka so irritated? And now Jet’s freaking out.

Jet: Do- do they not like him? Do they not like him because he’s my friend? Do they still hate me? Do they hate him because of me? Lee looks like he’s about to pass out? Is he okay?

This needs to be a fic

ACTUALLY SCREAMING

Toph to Iroh: oh hey, you’re that really old guy who gave me tea once

Everyone else: ????

Dropping this over here just because

What a cute ball of static shock 😺🐈😛

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

First, you need to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village.

That would be the Murica that has been bombing abortion clinics and assassinating doctors since the 1990's

Bill Watterson explained that the third panel is based on his dad, without exaggeration.

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

starting a collection

If I may submit:

me tasting various flavors of gatorade

i got the miku ramen. my bf said it is 1) good 2) Nuclear Blue. Like More Blue Than The Color Itself Blue

ill try it later tonight and post a follow-up

ok so. standard rice noodles. unusual for something labeled as ramen, and the powder is just a tinge off-white. i can detect blue.

added boiling water up to the fill line and let it set for 4 minutes.

and

IT IS SO SO FUCKING BLUE . IT IS BLUER THAN THE FUCKING COLOR

THEY NOODLEFIED MIKU'S HAIR. BABYGIRL YOU ARE SOUP NOW

THAT'S SO BLUUUUUUEEEEEEEE

blue glow of cherenkov radiation, from underwater nuclear reactors

they weren't kidding when they said "nuclear blue"

I have a blue house

With a blue kitchen

Blue is the color of all that I eat

Blue are the bowls

And all the forks are too

I have some ramen and it is so blue

5 USD FOR A CUP OF RAMEN WOULD MAKE ME BLUE

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me