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I make perfumes that smell like blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile. They're not very good yet, but I'm trying to improve my scents of humor.

Can't believe the New Yorker is making cartoons about color theory.

So I've been getting back into Fallen London

Religion in Fallen London is a wonderful thing

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

Look at this fucking. beast. Medieval painting animal that eats princesses

princesses

I saw a poll going around that said something to the effect of “What other fictional universe should we send Jonathan Harker to?” Well, I want the opposite of that. I want Jeeves and Wooster to deal with Dracula.

Bertie doesn't realise there's anything weird going on. Jeeves conducts an investigation and deals with Dracula off-screen. Bertie lets him destroy a cape he started to wear to give himself a mysterious air.

yeerk

Vintage Cross Stitch Patterns Mini Herbs by PastPatternPaloozaCo

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"

how?? just how?

@jooshthepunished

Dungeon meowshi

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

I'm sorry but this was adorable in my opinion.

LIKE HE JUST RESTS HIS HEAD ON HIS BACK! THAT'S ADORABLE! 😍