friend: you speak french? me: yeah friend: say something in french! me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

I have watched 2:40 hours of pingu so far.

I am creating a compilation of every NOOT NOOT in the entire series.

I am destroying myself.

This is it so far.

@heracrocs

cool sexting tips

@dillionfrancis

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

fake ass post:

tumbrl user 1: i wish i could make money by beign onnn my computer XD TUMblr user 2: I MADE $50 IN ONE DAY USING THIS SKETCHY ASS WEBSITE ITS LEGIT THO I BPROMISE tumbrl user 1: OMG TAHNK U SO MUCH I JUST MADE $300,090

News anchor laughs at the name of a pig

Same

DISGUSTENG

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

The world @ America.

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

MY FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

“Is there anything else you wanna say to those watching tonight?” “My favorite color is blood” “Alright”

@i-always-get-lost-in-walmart

DESGUSTENG

“Tired of your sex life? Wanna just fucking die?!?”

A weapon to surpass metal gear.

@fort-defiance

@thebeeswillwait

person: why do you say lmao all the time???

me: i don’t know dude lmao

lmao

I love twenty one pilots