Jerma LOVED his first road-trip
By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos
This is one of the top posts in r/transtimelines and it really sums up what I'm talking about
My irl saw this post and sent me this even crazier transformation today! The little guy to Kratos pipeline is real!!!
fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"
sorry
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett
Hi garrett
the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly
Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here
Ripley's I'm tired of explaining this shit to you
Ripley's you know what? Whatever.
“Friends” but Ross only speaks in Animal Crossing dialogue noises accompanied by a low, ominous humming sound
Also it’s an improv dub
also featuring @chongoblog, @not-robobuddies, @marblecantus, @paper-mario-wiki
vtubers aren’t very popular on tumblr because their main role in society, in function if not in intention, is to give lonely guys a view into the lives of very weird neet women who turned their terminally online lifestyles into a career. Tumblr however is already 80% terminally online weird neet women but the corporatism doesn’t stick because we do it for the love of the game
well the first step is to blaze a post about you getting no pussy
garf :3 💜💙
the full strip
That makes it WORSE
Google can you please make up your fucking mind
but then, in 2017, someone found a way to use the EpiPen in only 3 steps.
hi *blasts you with the Yuri beam*
thanks doc
tf2 heritage post
Former Assistant Attorney General under Trump





