The ocean is pussy and the tide is high

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

I can tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi by scent, is that weird?

its really weird

Wut

(Cat is @/pixelandsophie on IG)

This comment in the replies has me in absolute hysterics

It’s so specific!!

The battle mage is frightened and might not last the night

Steve is calm, ready to kill

before and after we taught him Frost Shield 🥺🥺

Smeeking on my flower

look at this SPECIMEN

my beautiful wet son Corn Cob

The Black Heron, “Umbrella Bird" using its wings as a shade canopy to fool and trap fish.

big gay yellow feet

Uh... okay.

Naughty bugs get put in the automatic spanking machine

the devilish pig spins spins spins devilish devilish

everyone reading this you have to know that when my friends and i were playing job job last night This was the answer i gave to a question like “you and your coworker frank get in a fight how do you resolve the dispute” and when it came on the screen i was literally fighting for my life nearly laugjing into unconsciousness imagining two office employees getting into an argument and then one of them just summons an evil dark pig with red glowing eyes that spins around like a dropped minecraft item as a red pulsating aura around the pig continues to get more evil Just in the middle of the office

I am in love with Clara 😭

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Clara trusts me enough to show me different parts of her body like her belly. show me her mouth and allow me to touch all of those teeth. —right? can you turn and show them all of your teeth? good job!— So we work really hard on being able to look over their entire bodies, and progress those behaviors to things like voluntary blood draws, ultrasounds, teeth brushing, and radiographing. —right? yeah!— But the biggest thing is we find what they find reenforcing and they show us that. and that includes hugs. —right?— And Clara has shown us that she really seems to enjoy tactile, so I give her this hand signal and she will show me what part of her body she wants rubbed. So, right now she wants a big noogie —right? good.— and sometimes what I will do is I’ll make her head a little pancake. or then I’ll rub her side and then she snuggles right in. —huh? huh! good girl thats very nice, good.— And then like I said, she would climb right on my lap and allow me to continue giving her tactile.

@verecunda !

basement remodeling is going well

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

IS THAT POLLEN???????????????????????????????????????

magic spell

I cast “allergies bad enough to delete you from existence”

everyone in the notes either has allergies or is a whore

#cottagecore

this and a blunt

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight