The ocean is pussy and the tide is high

Jerma LOVED his first road-trip

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

me in any given ethical debate just wanting to have a little bit of fun

By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos

This is one of the top posts in r/transtimelines and it really sums up what I'm talking about

My irl saw this post and sent me this even crazier transformation today! The little guy to Kratos pipeline is real!!!

HELP

kinda fun one :)

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

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1/21

sorry

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly

Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here

Ripley's I'm tired of explaining this shit to you

Ripley's you know what? Whatever.

“Friends” but Ross only speaks in Animal Crossing dialogue noises accompanied by a low, ominous humming sound

Also it’s an improv dub

also featuring @chongoblog, @not-robobuddies, @marblecantus, @paper-mario-wiki

vtubers aren’t very popular on tumblr because their main role in society, in function if not in intention, is to give lonely guys a view into the lives of very weird neet women who turned their terminally online lifestyles into a career. Tumblr however is already 80% terminally online weird neet women but the corporatism doesn’t stick because we do it for the love of the game

well the first step is to blaze a post about you getting no pussy

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

Google can you please make up your fucking mind

but then, in 2017, someone found a way to use the EpiPen in only 3 steps.

tf2 heritage post

Former Assistant Attorney General under Trump