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violator of safe workplace practices

@osha-noncompliance / osha-noncompliance.tumblr.com

on the run from OSHA again! check your ladders kiddos. hiding my intrusive thoughts from all but those whom the content gods choose to inflict them upon.

I should probably make an intro post. *taps lobster* is this thing on?

good evening. I am noncom. I love driving my stolen forklift and using loose gravel as a counterweight for my elevated scaffolding.

I am nonbinary and my pronouns are he/they (or ungrateful as per the math post), I am straight unless you count liking men. (just to be clear. I’m bisexual)

peep the tags that I saved but will almost never use down at the bottom.

I am proudly Christian and I will not tolerate hate speech of any kind going anywhere near my blog. this is a safe place for everyone. LGBTQIA+, disabled, whatever you are, you’re welcome here. black lives matter and reproductive rights for women are in shockingly low supply. I don’t really get neopronouns but I’m trying.

everyone deserves love. innocent until proven guilty applies to everyone, even cops, and accountability for your actions applies to everyone, especially cops.

you don’t have to leave if you don’t agree but don’t mention it because honestly I don’t need more opinions on politics. I already hated writing this part.

serious stuff out the way now. this blog is without real purpose. people tell me I’m funny, but I went to olive garden yesterday and it was really good.

sometimes I write! I have no idea what I’m doing most of the time so your only expectations of my writings should be someone is going to die.

I do so much music. It’s my life. I play woodwind instruments and sing mostly but also I can pretend to play piano and guitar. jazz is my everything.

feel free to ask me questions I love asks I love anons I love my inbox and I love my mutuals.

welcome to hell kiddos. stay for a while! stay forever…

@itsapmseymour by simplifying the following post from one of your videos

I’ve finally found what *may* be the ultimate pronouns

SY/IM(^2)R

(If the initial equation of (S)T(HE)Y/T(H(IM)ER)M is incomplete feel free to leave a better one in the tags)

((And yes I did this during a pre calculus class))

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

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fallenharmony

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

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“I was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my company’s name. That was it,” Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. “The two are not supposed to be related, except that’s my daughter and my company.”
For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. “I got people calling and complaining, like, ‘Are you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?’ ” says King. “I couldn’t believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.”

on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how “just grab their attention with anything, doesn’t have to be related” would be an appealing advertising strategy.

on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium “couldn’t believe” that people would associate their business with, uh, death.

I'm bored, so I decided to make another tag game

The last image of a fictional character or person you have is who you find amidst a zombie apocalypse

Here's mine:

Meryl Streep lmao 💀

I would find this man if it was the last thing I ever did

I am in safe hands

Gammon and Maraly! Yeah I'm not worried at all, I'll be just fine 😌

AHA I just resaved this for an art ref great timing lmao

Idk how long we'll live but we're gonna be vibing real hard and embracing the existential crisis we facing

Yeah, this can work. Won't have to worry much about food either since he enjoys f r o g

thanks for the tag!!<3

my brother sent me this😂 oh well, i guess i’ll die, he’s literally causing the apocalypse lol

Does "fictional character or person" mean "fictional character or fictional person" or "fictional character or rl person"?

Since Meryl Streep is not fictional, I assume the latter?

Then it's a picture my gf sent me of the VfL Wolfsburg women's team worming up for the game against the FC Köln last sunday...

I’d die for him so that seems right, haha.

Thanks for the tag @lunapascal

No additional context just:

just me and manga style Lois Griffin against the world. we might die but that's okay!

i think we would all be fine

I think I’ll be fine. Although he might be too invested in studying them.

So I’m dying but I think he’s probably living, idk

Thanks for the tag @officialkarinuzumaki! I’ll tag @hitmonrocklee and @hacoverc0sine if you want to join

i don’t usually save character pics, but i took a screenshot of this moment in delicates :) eliza and i are not making it but we are taking a stand against the monsters!!

I think we can do it

Wasn't tagged, but here I go:

I think I'd be alright...

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He might kill me before the apocalypse does, but if not then im fine he oculd literally destroy everything-

(art by @jpaww )

Tagss!!! @osha-noncompliance @nate-a-minute @dyk3-on-a-bik3 @autistic-bunny n anyone else that wants to join!!

oh we are surviving fr

(and I mean, I’m not complaining that I’m stuck with him…)

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I think we're all grown up enough to admit that pink actually is a nice color and the only reason people ever convinced themselves it isn't is because girls, often young girls, like it

like, look at these

beautiful. showstopping. incredible. brilliant. lovely.

I try to make all of my gym equipment-towels, bag, pads, shoes, etc-pink. A guy in the locker room once asked if I was trying to make a statement or did it so I could tell my stuff from other’s. I told him everything is pink because it’s my favorite color. 

He kinda went:

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And a few weeks later I saw him come in with a bright, purple bag. Don’t be afraid of colors. I’m so tired of the neutral, beige and grey minimalist styles. Color pop your life and don’t be afraid to do so.