Also hey, cultural history time: The reason why cats are associated with women wasn't ultimately and originally about women as sly, cruel, or capricious creatures, but about cats as mothers to their kittens. And yes, sure, reducing womanhood to motherhood and a woman's worth to her fertility is Much Bad, but nonetheless I want to stress that the reason cats became the symbol animal of so many goddesses and were associated with women from thereon wasn't over some "cats and women are sly and selfish, dogs and men are straightforward and loyal uwu" dichtonomy.

It was about cats' tendency to go "I am 4kg of whoop-ass and if you try to touch my eight beautiful children I will fucking kill you."

Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

IM SCREAMING

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

more updates

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

He’s kind of a mini celebrity here, St. Louis takes its hockey seriously 😂 this is from a few weeks ago (Jan 2022, the winter classic)

This gets better every time I see it.

PUNIC WARS THREE

PUNIC WARS FOUR

still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

every time i see an article saying "oh we should eat less meat to reduce climate change" i want to shake them in front of a list of pollution statistics until they understand that industrial pollution and energy generation are both far larger contributors and far more solvable problems

some advice from luv

The rare Arkansas cube snake can grow up to 7 feet long and also high and wide

Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”

Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”

hold on i have to read the Silmarillion real quick

yeah this is funny

braver than any US marine

I love the new timestamp feature. Instantly see that it did indeed take nearly a month to reply.

oh god oh fuck I cast Petrify Columbo but I swear I didn’t think it was gonna work oh geez