Oscar

PERCHED💅🏼

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.

Shes smiling.

same energy

I take back everything I’ve said about gay for pay porn stars a straight guy just did a private show for me and i think it was the best money i’ve ever spent 

Me looking at how much the transaction was

you really paid a heterosexual……….

Aspiring artist with good intentions…

🍒🥭🍐🍑🥝🍉

http://suckit409.tumblr.com

Murder at Disney

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

Country boys make do…

THIS is “boys will be boys”

All the flavor, none of the bigotry!

Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles.

Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too:

Unmute !

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

I’d die on the spot

When it stops hurting and starting feelin’ good 😏

Accurate lol