there’s a new Sherrif in town

REACH FOR THE SKY

My mom used to do this all the time lol

Son: “Yo dad, I can borrow the car?”

Dad: “For what?”

Son: “Just to go out on the road.”

Dad: “What you gonna do?”

Son: “Chill with some friends, go to the mall.”

Dad: “Hm! What time you coming back?”

Son: “Around 7.”

Dad: “You have gas money?”

Son: “Yeah!”

Dad: [reassuringly] “Oh, ok! No.”

[prolonged silence]

this hit me like a bus

I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed

Reblogging until I die

God, forgive me if I asked you more than I thanked you.

Reblog if you want anonymous questions.

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