Oh...it's Beautiful

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if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.

haha ideel. idEEL.,

im mentally ill

...............mentally eel........

how to look like a still from a low budget film made in 1973

so proud of my organs for unionizing. would be great if it wasn't against me but you can't win them all i guess.

internet friends table at my wedding

me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..

there’s this church down the street from me that always has questionable signs

snape: *holding his breath*

tonks, timing: holy shit, four minutes!

snape, exhaling: the trick is not caring if you live or die.

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me

There are two types of Snape fans

Look how they cancelled my boy

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

- Mod Naga

werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

@tammiwulf

ajsjjdndnf is a valid emotion