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orphaned-cheese

Why did content creators stop balancing stuff on their heads to indicate other people in a skit? Why bother with filters when they only make us stray further from our lord and savior, Vine?

#why have a different hair color when you could balance a shoe on your head #or throw a towel on your head #johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap

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possumreqesting

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

orphaned-cheese

For the entire month of June, do I live in fear of the gays? Absolutely not. I live in fear of those who make sad Technoblade edits. I don't wanna cry right now please

#please I dont want to cry anymore

orphaned-cheese

*checking up on my blog like an estranged father that doesn't pay child support*

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mothcub

Introducing the greatest character of all time. Big cow.

#hes so round #and powerful

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ivanpahdrylakeracer

keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware

EDIT TO ADD: here’s a snopes article some lovely people have been reblogging with. imo it essentially confirms the claims made above but always do your own research and decide for yourself - i’m just a person in the internet. ALSO just to clarify i absolutely do not support or participate in sinophobia - the app could be from the moon for all i care i shared to make people aware of its aggressive data mining (something which apps from all countries can and have been guilty of)

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existential-crises-7178

I’ve been so obsessed with hiccup lately bc I keep getting edits of him, like look at his slutty little shoulder

Yeah, I’ve seen it.

More punks 🤎

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darkwingduck

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

hotchocolatenotsex

no way i must have missed an update!

keepcalmandcarriefischer

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal