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they call me George on account of my W Bush

Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.

Ideal work schedule:

4. I am paid for the whole day regardless of when I leave

*Photographed by Araki Nobuyoshi

Unfortunately this is funny as hell