Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920
Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind
Here’s to 99 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind
y’all some real bullshit is that i even have to be alive right now…. like why couldn’t i have just been born an ichthyostega in the late devonian
this could’ve been me….
i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

dance fucker dance
the poet? from 13th century italy?
Youtube ads are literally the least effective, especially if they’re unskippable or even timed so that they’re too short to skip because I will go out of my damn way to avoid buying that product just becuase it got in my way of listening to Fuck Machine by Msi for the 27th time in a row
itachi, to a three year old sasuke: sasuke….will there come a time when you possess these eyes too?
sasuke, who is three:
okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there
I wish youtube would recommend more gibbon content like this to me rather than racist gamer videos
*vampire voice* my love… how do i preheat the oven






