catching up on the breaking out of prison tazercraft vod and it's really funny and sweet to me that pac and mike have always been the people saying "ah vc não sabe pt? Então vai aprender agora" (oh you dont know portuguese? Good time for learning now, then) to gringos but as soon as they met walter bob in jail they were like "hey walter what language do you best speak? English? Okay!! We'll do english for you!!" They are best friends and can do no wrong your honor. Drop all the charges it's okay I know the law.
the demons in hell must be having a riot there's all these rumors about crowley and aziraphale dating and allegedly theres a picture of them together and then 90 years later you hear that a demon and angel ran off to alpha centauri and you're like oh must be crowley and aziraphale they've been a thing for ages but NO its your boss beelzebub (ex boss now, apparently) and heaven's supreme archangel fucking gabriel. like how do you go back to work after hearing this
I gotta say TOTALLY FR, I LOVE when I get a long string of likes and reblogs from a single person :,,)
It makes me feel like I’m sitting in a quiet lil gallery shop and you come in and smile at everything on my walls and show a friend some of them and IDK IT WARMS MY BIG OL HEART 💖
thefeelofavideogame
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
scotchtapeofficial
reblog if ur a striminal
pokemonprofessor
nice.
furikomaru
I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.
*a strime
I hc Toby to be like 5’8-6ft but Tim is 5’6 and idk if I can envision Toby being taller than Tim… but also a tall toby is soooo
@cutzcene ur tags offered beautiful insight thank u so much
Anonymous asked:
for the request thing, i don't remember exactly what u said masky and toby's relationship was like in ur au but could you draw them having some attempted father-son bonding?
Idk how I want to portray their relationship in my au just yet but I can promise u it is a ROCKY ONE !!!! At least 3 incredibly violent physical altercations between them (and at least 3 really emotional bonding moments)
By growing it in the dark it means the rhubarb doesn't place any energy and nutrition into growing leaves. So it puts everything into the edible stem and grows taller, more nutritious and tastier.
The candle light is just tradition. You could use electric lights if you wanted.
RATTLING IN MY CAGE
Okay. Okay. Okay. So. I finished watching the Prison Escape Vod and BY GOD i have thoughts about cubito Pac e Mike
Let's dive in
(@spreens dragging ur ass to read this bc u asked for it)
love how she doesn't even bother to ask if crowley has a wife or girlfriend. one look at him and it's clear there is no heterosexual explanation for anything about crowley
they really brought david tenant’s son in and said hey do you want to play a gay little boy in good omens 2. just a little camp mf. nepotism done right.
DESTROY / CREATE
something something your body is your own so make it completely and utterly yours <3
[IMAGE ID: an old anatomical drawing of a person with each section of the body labelled. there are pink incision lines over the mouth, chest, and groin area. a white heart is over the chest. "destroy the body created for you" and "remake yourself in your own image" are in bold white text with a pink shadow, the text is distorted/wavy. there are scissors, scalpels, and stars decorating the background which is black. END]
hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.
took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.
actually my tags are too good not to include
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THIS is how it's done!!!
Anonymous asked:
I find it hilarious how in cannon, Tim and Brian are best friends and Masky and Hoodie hate each other. Imagine Masky and Hoodie fighting and then it’s just Tim bandaging up Brian’s wounds and apologizing while Brian is reassuring him it’s fine. It is probably one of the funniest things in MH.
semi-divorced relationship (?)
Alternatively: those videos of people trying to introduce their pets and they immediately starting beating the shit out of each other
[I.D. a pencil drawing of Tim and Brian holding plush hoody and masky. Brian's arms are stretched out in front of him as he holds hoody, who's desperately trying to claw at masky with an angry frowny face. Masky is held close to Tim, shaking and glaring at hoody. Growls and hisses arise as Tim and Brian look at the two with nervous expressions. End I.D.]
The Magnus Archives X Marble Hornets crossover
I love *squints at smudged handwriting on wrist* Magnus Hornets. Marble Archives. (Explanation of the second image is in a reblog for all you non-TMA MH people)
