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$15 AN HOUR IS POVERTY AND I THINK WE NEED TO SAY THAT LOUDLY, BECAUSE RUGHT NOW COMPANIES USE IT AS A BADGE OF HONOR.
20 years ago we wanted $15/hour
Forty at fifteen is six hundred bucks a week. Optimistically. Six hundred US dollars. To get through ever week. That ain’t even RENT no more.
Being sick for a week straight has at least given me a few new emotes~
Dog girls want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting.
For some reason this one is making the rounds again on Twitter so I might as well yeet it back into tumblr too 😤😤😤
Listen I know I don't respond to everything but I need you to know the tags and replies on this shit give me life. You all deserve to have nice things said about you. 😤😤😤
au where pit’s a trans girl who hasn’t figured it out yet and then the mirror of truth speedruns dp’s transition. and nothing else changes.
I'm 35 and I'm sick and I'm being such a fuckin baby about it
The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky
Besides Samus would cream them all
your mind
Isaac's first good day
The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky
Besides Samus would cream them all
your mind
Isaac's first good day
Never posted these here, but have some selfies from the night I got all goth'd up and it was too gross to go out
My gf sent me your post about your coworkers/friends and it made me smile so much! It’s so nice having people like that in your life ☺️
-a puppygirl who’s new to being a puppy
Thank you for such a sweet message~ Yeah, I know I'm super super lucky to have the people I do. I love them a lot and they make the city feel so much smaller.
Anonymous asked:
"RELATIONSHIP APPLICATIONS CLOSED" well fuck, there go my plans for today
Sorry! I have my romantic partners and my queerplatonic partners and a few other people already in line past that, so new partners really aren't something I'm looking for atm. I'm really lucky for the people I have. 💙💙💙
I'm a barista. My coworkers know I'm a furry. Here's a collection of things that have been said on the job.
- "Wash your paws, Daisy."
- "A pup cup! I make the puppiest cups. 😌" "Well, at least there's one pup involved, since this one is for a human child."
- "Daisy, go wash your paws."
- "What's that, girl? You see another dog?"
- "I'm not a human yet this morning. 😩" "Well yeah, I thought you were a dog."
- "Daisy, fetch!"
- "Time to wash your paws, Daisy."
- "Sorry I bumped your tail!"
- "I'm not doing that unless you have food. 😌" "What?" "You know, like... a treat or something. Because I'm a dog." "Oh- OH, no, you gotta do this now. Belly rubs later, Daisy."
Update:
Coworker: "I'm not even a human today. I'm a loaf."
Me: "I'm a dog."
Coworker: Pats me on the shoulder
"Good girl, Daisy."
This is my life. I cannot believe this is my fucking life.
The happy ending is that OP is polyamorous and in multiple happy relationships, and that OP's coworkers are now her local friend group that she loves very, very much. Honestly, I lucked out so hard knowing these people. They've been so unbelievably good to me. Get yourself friends who treat you like this 😌
Lesbian Visibility Week Story Bundle
What is up lesbians
Because I'm Extra Visible this week, I will be releasing 10 of my short stories for a combined 150,000 words (about 300 A4 pages) on itch.io for $10. It is sapphic front to back, with lots of trans and/or gendereds, it's got lesbians, it's got pining, nonsense, jokes, the occasional mermaid and werewolf, and is overall worth it (if I say so myself).
Get it HERE
Get on there quickly though, because the sale only lasts until Friday the 28th, 18:30 CET/11:30AM UCT.
Dog girls want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting.
For some reason this one is making the rounds again on Twitter so I might as well yeet it back into tumblr too 😤😤😤