My best attributes:
Short
Clean ass
That’s it

I’ll be thinking
“Bouta unleash my inner darkness”
Five minutes later I’m crying into a pillow because I hurt the npcs feelings
long exposure picture of a plane taking off
they removed the gay from rainbow road
June ended
she put her thingy on my whatever until something happens. i guess. idk :/
If you see someone at the store, and their looks aren’t up to your standard don’t tell them that. My feelings were hurt today. My fragile heart weeps
BOSS MAKES A BOATLOAD I MAKE A SMIDGE
THAT'S WHY I JERK OFF IN THE WALK IN FRIDGE
Gordon Ramsay 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
I'M EMOTIONALLY NORMAL AND LOVE TO FUCK
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT BRITISH CUCK ❌
Oh shiiiiiit
Is it just me or does everyone have the lightly homophobic friend who you’re 99% sure is closeted gay and insecure about it
BOSS MAKES A BOATLOAD I MAKE A SMIDGE
THAT'S WHY I JERK OFF IN THE WALK IN FRIDGE
What?!?!
"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"
yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.
the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking
Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.
Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it
Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20
Where’s my $20?
“Girl dinner” “boy dinner”
I eat bread and carrots with a side of gruel
Peasant luncheon
Not enough representation for men with inverted nipples
breasts is a weird term I’m one thousand percent okay saying boobs or tits but breasts just feels weird on my tongue
Weird. I’ve always loved the feel of breasts on my tongue.
official boob post
I strive to create an environment of animosity and hatred for my own entertainment.
I’d like to propose a new bisexual flag