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I do.

Pengy had to laugh as he walked by the mirror and took a glance at himself. He looked like one of those mummy monsters from the scary stories that were told around fires. But after his laugh he smiles, he was safe for now. Having brought back Ash with him, they both made it to the back lines. His smile quickly faded, the thought of all those lost in the fields filling his vision. He couldn't save them all, he could barely save one. Pengy walked down the hall, looking for the room his friend was in. "There was a cat I brought back with me, where is she?" He has stopped a nurse bunny to ask. Still holding her clipboard she had shown him the room and walked off to attend the others that were there. "Hey, how you feelin?" Pengy asked as he knocked on the open door, poking his head in to see the cat laying down under a blanket. "Like a wagon his me..." Ash replied trying to smile a little. She was pretty banged up. She looked different out of her fire starter robes. Pengy had been right, the robes had hid a lot of her wounds and she was lucky to still be around. "But I still work! Look!" Ash reached out and snapped her paw, a spark lit up and a tongue of flame flickered over her finger. Pengy smiles down at her. "Yes, yes you do still work. I'm proud of you." He reached down and rustled her fur. She might have only been a little younger then him, but she was just a big kid when it came down to it. This war would take a heavy toll on her and he wished he could protect her from all of it. "Don't exert yourself, you need rest if we are going to go back out on the front." With a nod she let the flame disappear. She looked up at him, thinking to her self how he had looked after her and been around for such a long time now. "This kitten will get a nap in now?" "Yes of course, you take a nap now. You have earned it and then some." Pengy pulled the blanket up on her and smiled. She was a big kid, but she was still a soldier and needed her rest no matter how much energy she seemed to have. Pengy was stepping out of the room and about to close the door as he heard the small voice. "Pengy...do you think will we win?" Ash trying to sound strong but the fear was hanging on every word. He stood in the door from, holding the door. He nodded, not even sure she could see him do it as he closed the door slowly. "I do.." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -----------4 years ago------------ Pengy held on to Penny happily. It was a hard being away from her but they had made it through and now they were together again. Both of them extremely happy to see each other. "Did you miss me?" She knew the answer just as he knew the answer. But it was confirmation that she wanted. Just hearing it so any doubt, no matter how small, would be brushed aside. She looked at him, waiting for the answer to her question. "I felt like no matter how many breaths I took, I'd never feel like I was breathing until I saw you again" Pengy answered as he gave the small bunny a shower of kisses. "A simple yes would have been fine silly." Penny said as she blushed and kisses back happily. Knowing that she missed him just as much. They had wrote letters of course, trying to make the distance seem smaller. The time go by faster. The hurt and loneliness seem less harsh. But it was all for the best. They made it through and now they had each other back. "Everything is almost ready. I'm getting nervous." The bunny girl smiles and looked down. "Nervous as in you don't want to anymore or.." Pengy started to ask, but was quickly silenced by a kiss from the bunny. "Don't be ridiculous. I'm just nervous because it's a big day coming up!" She exclaimed excitedly. She was right though, it was a big day coming up. They had talked about it through their letters. Being apart was hard and not something they wanted to experience again. So the decision wasn't that hard to come to, they would get married and be together forever. The letter had been the hardest to write in his life. The ink being drawn across the paper. The worlds forming slowly. He has asked her very simply 'Penny do you want to marry me?' He was prepared to fight anything the black army could throw at him, but writing out a letter to this bunny girl was scaring him. Sending it was the second scariest thing he did. What if she said no? What if she thought he was a crazy penguin? He waited for days on end. Training hard and preparing for the worst. The letter had come and as he held Penny in his arms he could remember exactly what it said. It was mostly blank, with the only writing in the middle of the paper. "I do." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You joined what?!

Pengy looked around the field..all over the place he could see friends, comrades he went through training with. No longer would they tell stories around the fire, no longer would their laughs fills the halls, no...now the stories around the fire would be about them. The sounds in the hall out be the shouts of new recruits, eager to make get revenge for those who came before them. "Ash! Where are you!" He could see the remaining allies he had trying to fall back, more minions of the black army coming over the hill side. "It was never supposed to be like this..." The lonely penguin said to himself with heavy breath. As he turns a small white paw reached up at him. "Pen..gy..." It was Ash, just as broken as Pengy himself. Possibly more so as her armor probably covered more wounds. "Hang on! We will get out of here I promise." Pengy didn't want to lie to her, but telling her that things looked bad didn't seem like it would help any. With an audible grunt Pengy lifted Ash and helped her walk back towards the fall back line. "We can do this...just..remember why we are here.." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -------------4 years earlier------------ "What?!" Penny stared at Pengy, her eyes wide. "You did what??" Pengy was half afraid and half nervous to continue to tell the pretty girl what he was talking about. This reaction wasn't exactly surprising but not that it was actually happening it was a bit more then he imagines it would be. It was his birthday, and he was spending it with the beautiful bunny penny. Dating her had been the best time of his life so far. Yeah they had fights, mostly about the ratio of carrots vs fish in their diets but it was just small things. She was the first to hear the news and he wanted her to be proud of him. "I..signed up to be in the royal army.." The words sounded alien coming from him. He wasn't violent, he wasn't interested in fighting for the king. "Why on earth would you do that!" Penny didn't look mad, she looked confused. Her ears laid back and her eyes wide, looking at Pengy for answers. "I...I want to do what I can to protect the bunny that I love. I want to make you proud and smile when you think about me." Pengy answered softly, hoping that his answer was suitable. The smile that went across the bunnys face gave him and answer faster then the pounce that followed it. Penny on top of him in moments happily wiggling and giving him little kisses. "You are such an amazing penguin. Don't ever think you aren't!" The could laid on the floor, holding each other as the decision that Pengy made slowly sunk in to both of their minds. "I love you penny, so so much" Pengy whispered to her, as if he only wanted his words to be heard by the bunny on top of him. "I love you as well Pengy, my brave soldier penguin." Penny replied with a nuzzle to his cheek. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Don't you dare give up Ash. You make me go back alone and I won't forgive you!" The threat was empty, Pengy knew that. He could never hate Ash, but anger was spurring her along. "To hell with them! Why should we fall back! We need to double the effort and take the fight to them!" Taking all of her breath to shout, as blood spattered her lips. It would take more then this to bring down this cat, but she needed rest and she knew it. Her anger being the only thing keeping her moving. "We will be back Ash, we need to fall back and regroup." Pengy said as he helped her back, wishing nothing more then to be able to run back and make the black army scum pay for what they have done. But it would have to wait...

Shit happens

So life has just been all over the place and writing out the adventures of pengy stopped. I'm going to try and write a little more often because there are so many stories to tell.

Feel like jaws.

“What happened to the good days…” Pengy said to himself as he deflected a thrust of a spear from a hedgehog soldier. As he brought his sword down the hedgehog opened his mouth as if to bite the blade but was silenced and fell to the ground. “Like eating a sign..” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ —————5 Years earlier—————

Pengy wiped his brow as he looked around. It might not be the most glamorous job in the world but he was damn good at it. The market was busy with customers, all searching for the things they wanted to take home.

Kevin hadn’t come in today so Pengy not only had to handle the bartering with customers but also help out the new stock on display along with all the other market workers.

“Ted are you doin ok down there?” Pengy gave a shout. And with a nod Ted let Pengy know that he was doing ok as he continued to stack items. “Penny how are you doin?” Pengy said in a much softer tone down one of the lanes of the market. “Busy busy like usual! Can’t slow down!”

Pengy smiled as he watched the little bunny girl hop up and down the lane, putting items on display quicker then anyone else that worked there. She was a beautiful girl and Pengy had a crush on her but knew a bunny like her wouldn’t want to be with a penguin like him.

Just as he was about to check on the others he saw Penny reaching for a higher shelf, her small paws stretched out trying to stack the food. She must have been saying something quietly because her mouth was open. Pengy let out a small laugh, from his angled point of view it looked as if Penny was trying to eat one of the lane signs that was hanging.

Taking out some scrap paper and a pencil Pengy began to sketch the little bunny girl as she reached. With a smile and slight nod her finished and slipped the paper into his pocket. If he was going to like her, he would make sure he liked her from afar.

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“ASH!!! Ash where are you?? TIM?? Say something guys!!! MIKE?! Are you there??? WHERE IS EVERYONE!?” Pengy was getting desperate to find his comrades and get out of the battle zone. Their forces were taking to many losses and if they didn’t retreat and get back to the castle with the information gathered then it would all be for nothing.

Pengy could feel his stone gently bounce against him with every breath.. It gave him a sad sense of urgency that he had to get back to the one that gave it to him.. Pengy gave the smooth diamond a rub with his flipper as it hung on the chain around his neck. “I’ll come home, I promised I would” he whispered to it as he slipped it back under his armor. “I’ll bring them all back home with me..because ” Picking up his sword Pengy stood and took a survey of the field. “I made a promise..”

Is this the end?...

There was so much noise, so much going on around him. Pengy was looking around, trying to figure out what was going on. Everywhere he looked there was fighting. Friends were laying on the ground...friends that he had just earlier been eating with, joking with. There were others of course both allies and enemy's, the field was a mess with bodies and equipment. This wasn't a place of happyness or beauty. Arrows were whistling all around. This had been a struggle since the begining but things looked like things were going down hill fast. Pengy knew he had to get himself out of there and try to get as many of his remaining friends with him. He looked around and tried to spot any of them... A waste land, that's all he could think of. With a yelp Pengy stumbles forward, a thin arrow stuck in his side. "Ugh... What the hell..." With a snap Pengy broke the arrow in the middle. "Damn shield already looks like one of the backs of those accursed hedgehogs..." The pain worsened as Pengy would block incoming arrows or fight off one of the horrid beast of the black army. Over and over he would slay the enemy but as each one fell it seemed like a dozen would be I the horizon. "When will this en.." His thought was cut off as he was pierced twice more by black arrows. "Where are is the back up!!!" Three more times he was attacked and three more minions of the black army fell. Damn...it was getting hard to stand. At first the arrows were just an annoyance but now the blood loss was getting to him. "Really? Of all the places to die...here? Really??" Pengy slumped down into the dirt. "How the hell did I even get here..to this point.."

And so it begins...

What should we call this story? The tale of the lonely penguin? The little dinosaur that could? Pffft Let's just go with.... The life of a Penguin.

Well this is where it's heading

Sooo I haven’t posted much. And what iv posted has been random and odd. Well I need a outlet and somewhere to write. So if you aren’t interested in a weird adventure that I’m about to put into words then unfollow. If your going to stick around, I’ll try and make sure that what follows is atleast some what entertaining. Also I will be posting from my phone and I don't care much for making sure everything is perfectly spelled, punctuated and ect so live with it.

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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icingpacket

looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

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johnnotegbert

you have your contenders:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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Childhood right there

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One day left!

_._the sadness of missing this...

sappymoonie-deactivated20190307

Been stressed to the max but still trying to smile for ya!

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Charda Gregory, a 22 year-old hairdresser, had allegedly trashed a hotel room. She was taken into custody by Michigan police, then pepper sprayed in jail, slammed against a wall and strapped down to a chair.

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dude fuck cops oink oink

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natsukogirl76

this is madness 

Yeah fuck the cops...till you need one right? I'm all for making sure the bad cops get in trouble but grouping them all together is plain ignorant and stupid.

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Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

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OH MY GOD

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stillspoopingforspook

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

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amporafest

just like a period

just like a period

You - "Today’s gunna be a light day." Vagina - “Yeah lets have a nice day.”
You - “Maybe I’ll feel good enou…”
Vagina - “GOTCHA BITCH!”