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Anonymous asked:

Please tell us more

fox-mulder-gets-pegged answered:

So like. Klavier is just doing his thing and this broke little manlet shows up, tips him a whole $3 (literally all Apollo can afford) and leaves after half an hour and a glass of water. Klavier is immediately smitten and little offended and vows to torment this guy whenever he shows up to the club bc his pride demands at LEAST a $5 tip (it's not about the money it's about sending a message).

Apollo wanders into the club bc he's got a flat tire on his bike and needs to use the phone to call Clay (he ran out of minutes on his cheap ass phone) and was like I Am Looking Respectfully, and forked over his dinner money bc he makes bad choices. Like returning to the club despite being broke and Awkward.

Cue Klavier trying harder and harder to get Apollo's approval unaware that Apollo is rly just that broke. It's ok tho eventually they get their shit together and Apollo's like while u were struggling with rent and projecting ur jealousy on me my successful pole dancer boyfriend just bought me Legos with his earnings.

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origamisheep

Hey, I love this idea! If you feel up to it, please write this!

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avi-why

okay, so here’s a thing i do that i never see talked about in writing circles: prewriting.

prewriting, for me, serves two functions: one, to stave off writer’s block and get me hyped up to write, and two, to make sure the tone of my writing stays consistent. i know we’ve all encountered that problem where we’re writing glorious purple prose, take a five minute break, and come back unable to write sentences more complex than those in a picture book. prewriting is, in essence, any refresher of your wip that you look at before you start writing. my prewriting agenda takes about 15 minutes, and it goes like this:

For ~10 min i read a published book that has the prose i want to emulate (in this case, Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo) For ~5 min I look at the WIP: moodboards or graphics i’ve made, my outlines, and most importantly, the chapter (or several chapters) that precede what i’m about to write. this is the most important step for me, as it reminds me of what’s going on and the flow of the story. cons of prewriting: it’s very, very easy to get distracted by all the cool inspiration you have and not actually write. to prevent this, i set a timer. a loud one. even though this might seem like obvious advice, consciously establishing a writing routine, including a proper setup, boosted my word count like mad, and i hope it benefits some of you as well. peace.

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the-violet-writer

I need to do this ASAP

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writing-and-nutmeg

Ooh, this looks like a great idea, I can’t wait to try it!

#writing advice#i need this
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allydsgn

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

#for safekeeping#studio ghilibi#good good yes
origamisheep

LARRISKA HEADCANONS!

  • Larry subconsciously doodles Franziska on the edge of his illustrations whenever he's thinking, which makes for a lot of weird explanations when he submits them to his clients.
  • Franziska may have fallen in love with this foolish fool when she tried to whip him and, instead of mutely taking her punishment, Larry caught. Her. Whip. Of course, this ended up leaving a bruise on Larry's hand, and he may have cried in her lap for three hours, but when Franziska realized her intimidation techniques don't work him, she became determined to investigate why.
  • "Yeah, my girlfriend's basically a secret agent. And she could probably beat you up. I should know..."
  • Larry's flirts are always of the cheesy kind. As Franziska begins to protest his utter tomfoolery, Larry just makes them cheesier and cheesier until Franziska is forced to burst into frustrated, tearful laughter.
  • You know the locket necklace? Well, Larry bought it for Franziska with his picture inside of it, of course, and Franziska refused to wear it. Except, she totally wears it underneath her shirt and only stares at it longingly at night--oh, and she gave him one back, but she only placed a piece of paper that calls him a fool.
  • "I dare you--everytime you call me a fool, you gotta hug me once!"
  • Larry really struggled to come up with pet names, while Franziska just stopped calling him a fool. He tried out Franny, Franky, Franz; he even went to try out more traditional names, like babe, beautiful, whatever. So, he pushed them together, Franny-babe, Franky-beautiful, and that's when he got a response... "just kiss me already, you fool."
  • Franziska never bought herself anything, until Larry introduced her to garage sales. It's like doing an investigation, just for deals instead of murder. She feels like she's winning when she finds, for example, a sweet porcelain kitten for fifty cents, that she's winning some type of contest. Larry doesn't mind indulging her at any opportunity, especially since she usually gives her finds to him.
  • "Why do you make this so... complicated? I prefer if you didn't foolishly dance around the topic. Just say you love me without all this foolery."
  • Larry is very clingy... does not like to let go of pretty lady... the only person allowed to even touch Franziska, let alone get near her.
  • Feel free to add more!
#larry butz#franziska von karma#ace attorney#headcannons#larriska
origamisheep
Lesson Learned - MyEmpyrean - ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure [Archive of Our Own]
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A werewolf! Gyro Zeppeli fanfiction because I have no self-control. Lots of swearing, body horror, and some sexual innuendos ahead.

#gyro zeppeli#jjba#johnny joestar#werewolves#fanfiction#werewolf au#tw: swearing#tw: body horror#tw: sex jokes#jojo part 7#steel ball run
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digitalstowaway

Gregory thought that baby Miles had a problem with sleeping alone once he moved into a toddler bed bc every morning he'd wake up and Miles would be in bed with him

Every night he tucks Miles in and says they're going to sleep in their own beds. But then morning would come and Miles is next to him.

And then Gregory realizes, after Miles tells him that he comes and picks him up every night, that he's been sleepwalking and apparently the only thing he does is get Miles and carry him back to bed.

#adorable!#gah too cute#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#greggory edgeworth
origamisheep

Gumbyrde Headcanons!

  • Catching Maggey when she trips and falls (which will happen, it just will), it 97% results in a fancy-dance dip position. 2% it results in an impromptu kiss, and 1% it results in them falling on top of each other.
  • They adopted Missile the police dog as their only child; he's the only child that matters.
  • If Gumshoe can afford it, he will splurge and buy them some wieners to grill! Maggey loves his cooking! (Plus she doesn't have to cook and risk a house-fire.)
  • "I promise to be your good-luck charm. I'll beat all your bad luck upside the head!"
  • Cue the Valentines cute puppy band-aids as Gumshoe treats her various wounds she might get throughout the day! (Also cue her trying to make him stop, but he won't listen.)
  • Inspirational quote sticky notes EVERYWHERE! A tradition started by Maggey when Gumshoe has just one bad day, they both begin to slap some colorful sticky notes on every available surface. This includes foreheads after a soft kiss!
  • "You've been my only bout of good luck in my entire life, Gummy-Bear."
  • Maggey rotates part-time jobs often, which opens her up to a wide variety of skills. Think Jack of All Trades, master of none. She uses these random skills, such as computer programming, ballet, basket-weaving, etc. to impress her boyfriend. He applauds her everytime, no matter how well she does it, bragging about her to everyone he meets--especially strangers.
  • French is the language of love, and Maggey learned a few pretty statements from her stint as a waitress, including but not limited to: "mon amour (my love), je t'aime à la folie (I'm crazy about you), and je brûle por toi (I am burning with love for you)."
  • Maggey realized how much she loved Gumshoe went she wrote his name down first in her thankful journal (basically a diary that someone writes in daily to record something they feel thankful for) for two weeks in a row.
  • Feel free to add more!
#ace attorney#gumbyrde#maggey byrde#dick gumshoe#headcannons
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Emathena Headcanons!

  • Whenever Athena enters a room with Ema in it, Athena has to stuff Widget in her pocket to avoid the dreaded accidental marriage proposal.
  • "Athena, did we just share electrons or something? I think I feel a covalent bond between us."
  • With her inability to deal with any other emotions except for grumpiness, Ema will start to munch-munch in intense anxiety if Athena is around. However, Athena, concerned for her health, will provide a much healthier snack to overeat on, like granola bars or baby carrots.
  • Both of them are like Phoenix Wright's second daughters, so of COURSE he set them up together.
  • "Hey, by flirting with you, I'm giving myself a higher white cell blood count! Its doubly useful!"
  • Athena loves to rile up Ema about science JUST so she can listen to her criminal science girlfriend fangirl about new techniques in the field because it's a beautiful symphony of genuine passion to her ears. Ema's raving usually drowns out everything else, giving her a rare moment of serenity from listening to everyone's emotions.
  • Athena cheekily decorates Ema's pink googles with heart stickers, which forces Ema to keep them because, well, i-it's too much effort to scratch them off, obviously...
  • "You're name isn't Athena Avogadro? Well, if it was, I would already know your number."
  • No, Apollo, you're not going to convince me that easily--oh heck, this fingerprint report is for Athena? I'll get it to you ASAP. On an unrelated note, what kind of chocolate do you think Athena would like best?
  • "Hey, Detective Skye? Just wanted to say that you seem familiar... have we met before? Because I could've sworn we had chemistry."
  • Feel free to add more!
#athena cykes#ema skye#emathena#skyescyke#headcannons#dual destinies
origamisheep

Langworth Headcanons!

  • The only person that is allowed to touch Lang's hair is his super tired hairdresser and doggy pat boyfriend, Edgeworth.
  • "Pretty boy" is actually the codeword for "imma about to rip that pretty face clean off;" however, when he calls him "Mr. Edgeworth," get ready for a lovely night of kisses and snuggles.
  • Edgeworth takes Lang's ancestral advice very seriously and even has a little notebook for all the quotes. Great little pick-me-ups!
  • "Mr. Prosecutor, where'd ya' learn to make Zheng Fa tea?"
  • SUPER CLOSETED FANS OF STEEL SAMURAI. Cartoon binges happen every Sunday. They spend hours, arm and arm, secretly discussing the nuisances in an anime about a robotic ninja fighting off those mwah-ha-ha villains.
  • Tutting is a great comeback to almost anything Lang says; it leaves Lang silently screaming in delight because holy crap his boyfriend is so adorable when he waggles his finger at him.
  • "Agent Lang, you are not permitted to arrive home in such an untidy manner. Allow me to shed your suit--to wASH IT, CONFOUND IT, NOT WHAT YOU ARE THINKING--!"
  • Edgeworth doesn't like physical displays of affection; he appreciates actions more, not words. As such, Lang makes sure to help his stressed-out boyfriend by cleaning up his office (of course, not to the degree that Edgeworth wants, but it's the thought that counts) or making pancakes for him (which always end up burnt anyway).
  • Feel free to add more!
#shi long lang#miles edgeworth#aa investigations#langworth