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@orgyincamelot / orgyincamelot.tumblr.com

I'm Fuchsia. Vegan, panromantic asexual. My blog is just queers and cats.

logged into this account for the first time in a year and i literally don't recognize anyone's urls

who are all of you people [and why are you still following this blog]

i swear i wrote this before but either imagined it or accidentally deleted it...?

anyway. new blog is over here. this one's on permanent hiatus.

thank you for your time.

do you ever see a certain blog on your dash and you can’t help but smile because that person just is so great and they make you so happy and you just hope all of their hopes and dreams come true and that they live happily ever after because i do

Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound Of Silence
And in the naked light I saw Ten thousand people, maybe more People talking without speaking, People hearing without listening, People writing songs that voices never share  And no one dared  Disturb the sound of silence

me trying to read fanfiction

‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’

‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’

‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’

‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as

An oldie, but goodie… We made this silly little video for the Avatar panel at the 2008 San Diego Comic Con. It occurred to me that the only versions out there on YouTube were videotaped from the crowd, so I thought I’d post a clean version here (if one can refer to this as “clean”).

Now, I don’t want to cast aspersions or hurt any feelings, but for some of you I feel the need to explain that this is all a joke.

joke |jōk| noun

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline: she was in a mood to tell jokes. • a trick played on someone for fun.

Who’s going to San Diego Comic Con this year? It is coming up fast. We’re cooking up a really cool panel that, while not a unique format, is different from anything we’ve offered in the past. Looking forward to seeing you there!

Bryan, you have earned yourself a new gif.

no you do not get that last exclamation point

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Are we talking TOS here? Have fun getting alcohol poisoning.

haha, i'm applying it to TNG [it's a generic star trek drinking game] but there's still a lot of sexual tension between picard and riker. but i'm bad at following drinking games unless i have people sitting here constantly reminding me of the rules, so i think i'm good.

This woman is doing science. IS THIS FEMINIST? 

“Science,” as a narrative of knowledge, prizes a phallocentric adherence to logic and mastery, breaking things down into discrete parts and seeking to name and control their interactions, rather than viewing them as an intuitively connected, interdisciplinary, feminine whole. This woman is adopting and reinforcing a masculine-supremacist view of intelligence which encourages women to rely on externally defined “facts” and academic credentials, rather than heeding their own inner wisdom. A true feminist simply knows the cure for Alzheimer’s disease, possibly because it’s yoga. PROBLEMATIC. 

This woman is selling tampons. IS THIS FEMINIST?

While the creation of any kind of trash is beyond reprehensible to feminism, the kind of trash that you need a uterus to produce is quadruply troubling, because uterus-havers really should know better. I can’t even believe you asked this question in sincerity. Feminists are permitted Diva Cups, used rags that are rewashed by hand, or just bleeding down their legs as we imagine our matriarchal ancestors did. PROBLEMATIC.

This woman is giving you a thumbs up. IS THIS FEMINIST?

TRIGGER WARNING. The “thumbs up” is the most phallocentric gesture imaginable. You are literally telling someone that a good job is the equivalent of growing a penis. In this case, two penises.

Additionally, this kind of casual congratulation has been known to put the recipient in a good mood, which can lead to entire minutes of complacency about their own privilege. PROBLEMATIC.