was today years old when i realized both jonathan sims and jonah magnus are “jons”

Long jon silvers

Every horror podcasters worst fear

Aaaagh oh god oh god no oh God oh God oh no no no no

organic 

what if i blazed this post fucked, not so organic anymore is it?

get fucked yellow rat

You RUINED the post. Now fandom tumblr is seeing it. It’s ROTTEN.

So there’s this terrifying statue currently touring England called KNIFE ANGEL that’s apparently supposed to raise awareness about knife crime or something but i cannot get over how the ppl organising events around this thing have absolutely no idea what tone to go for. Like what sort of Nightvale shit is this

REPTILES!

PONY VISIT!

K N I F E  A N G E L

Father’s Day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOVELY

Absolutely incredible

help

Dick dick dick

gonna call in a shitter like it's a medevac helicopter and I'm a wounded GI in the jungles of Vietnam

Worms getting you down? Try WORM GONE!

*Worm may return after space shenanigans

Intolerable, inconceivable

Why did you mix Portland and Seattle??? You fiend! You dastardly hobgoblin! There's a rivalry you knob! If I wanted to get my car stolen I'd move to Portland

these are my cats i don't have a problem

Love to see it

This envokes an just ate a lemon face

Pro-tip: throw a boy into an ice bath and hold his head under the water long enough to see him stop kicking.

This is called murder

the quick brown fox jumps over the hazy dog

(the dog is a stoner)

good post kanny but the sentence is missing a letter now. here take this

Heh... you've fallen right into my trap....

I already had the G, B, T, Q, and I... and you never noticed the Ace I had up my sleeve...

And now that you've given me this L

I CAN PLAY THE STRONGEST CARD IN MY HAND!

Well, let me just take a look at this "strongest card..."

The... the clear sense of genuine pride, establishing the cardholder as reclaiming the slur... the vacant expression of the Pikmin, from the hit video game Pikmin, for the Nintendo GameCube...

Oh my God, it even uses the original Gilbert Baker pride flag., wait wahts that sound is somebody screamiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAA FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE BLAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DUDE FUUUUUUUCK

Thinking about kusuo and kaido's friendship again.

The way that Kaido saw another 'social outcast' and immediately clung to him and the way that kusuo was like 'well then, im responsible for him now' and just started looking out for him automatically.

Their friendship is just so😭😭😭

I can reblog this since I beat that

*walks down some stairs* lol this is just like Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

*eats food to restore hunger* lol this is just like Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

*trusts someone, then gets betrayed* lol this is just like Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

*has a large portion of the capital I made from my labor personally taken from me by an administrative authority due to the unethical setup of capitalism* lol this is just like Pokemon Mystery Dungeo-