I’m a passionate ass person. I can’t fuck with someone who is emotionless or afraid to show emotion. Honestly, that nonchalant shit is not the wave.

video of the year 

keep the rave alive da

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

imagine if millipedes had toes

their pedicures would be so expensive

So on average, a pedicure is around $20. $20/10 is $2, so we can say a pedicure costs an average of $2 per toe. 

Millipedes can have up to 400 legs. 400x5 toes per leg is 2,000 toes. $2x2,000 is $4,000.

It’s customary to tip around 15%, but we’ve just made this person paint the tiny, tiny, nails of a creepy af bug, so we need to tip big. Of course, this is discretional, but let’s go crazy and do 30%.

$5200 for a pedicure. 

if something makes you go ’!!!!’ inside it’s worth keeping around

reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles

trying to prove a point to my cat

anyone: *walks past me* me:

you: birds aren’t that great

me: 

you: holy shit

being bilingual is the best gift my parents could’ve granted me with

quick question how does a human relax? i would like to try it