hmmm

okay but can someone explain to me why someone would need that many control panel windows open in windows xp

That comment made me feel so fuckin old

WHAT is the point if you are not weird and eccentric and wear clothes that are a bit too big and dumb

vibe check! *peels a clementine and hands it to you slice by slice*

Me, using PC: There’s nothing interesting on the big Internet.

Me, picking up phone: Let’s see what’s on the tiny Internet.

there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

she’s not into you shes just social

vibe test came back negative :(

bro quit questioning the nature of your reality you scaring the hoes

where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life

but if i don’t have a hyperfixation i’ll die

“influencer” sounds like a dystopian term

male trader joe’s cashiers are the only men who have unlearned toxic masculinity

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

Literally couldn’t care less about rich people’s “child geniuses”