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See this guy? This guy, this guy's on to something.

Отдайте. Им оно нужнее.

Отдайте. Им оно нужнее.

“give it. they need it”

[id: series of pictures of cats pulling on blankets with their mouths]

@koolio312

so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main

Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…

Hmm…. 3 week, yes.

We all have 3 weeks to live.

WOOOOO!

WOO-O!

Woo…

What?

I HAVE POSTED NOTHING BUT PORN FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS!

if you ever look up to me youre wrong

this isnt cause im short im not short

this is cause today i was at the beach and i forgot what sand smelled like so i decided to stick my nose into the sand and snort and it went absolutely not excellent

I'm sorry you what?

To anyone offended by the “mortally challenged” thing in Doom: Eternal

The fact that you see a corrupt corporation being euphemistic about an invasion of Earth by ACTUAL, LITERAL DEMONS FROM THE LITERAL JUDEO-CHRISTIAN HELL WHERE BAD PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY DIE and say “but that’s anti-immigrant and racist uwu” makes me think that you might be a little racist yourself. That, or you have no idea what you’re talking about, and you’re just looking for shit to be upset about.

Either way, cry some more. Your tears are delicious.

Seriously people, these are Literal Demons from Hell. Also, it's just a fucking video game. A fucking awesome video game but still it's just a video game.

This post must be reblogged by everyone.

Gracious is God to gift us with new Energy Swords

Brother sent this to me, it was an el Camino. via Shitty_Car_Mods

CHANGE YOUR FUCKING BLOG NAME.

"The Agency SUV can leap great distances, perform aerial acrobatics, and ride over the top of most obstacles... nice."

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

3.3 million IM SORRY OK

f-u-c-k

THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME IVE REBLOGGED THIS IM SO SORRY

Reblogging just to let you all know… I have skipped this post many times and my momma is still very much alive. Don’t feel pressured to reblog it.

my mom kinda went to the emergency care center a little while ago sooooooooooooo

I hate this fucking thing. U.U Sorry i love my mom

I am fucking dying

so none of you jokers were gonna tell me master chiefs suit jacks him off, huh, y'all just weren’t gonna tell me

y'all were just gonna keep me in the dark, then

dril told us but we didn’t listen

Oswald of tumblr, the Pardoner: Cometh thou to confess? Or to Callout? For indeed all receipts are my domain!

Oswald of tumblr, the Pardoner, after absolving sins: Thou art welcome anytime. It is only human to be Horny on Main…

…kyeh heh heh heh heh heh!

Come confess thine sins against thyself on this site

Otacon: “Well yeah, for a game about brutally murdering demons, it’s a bit more on the lighthearted side.”

Doomguy from the Doom series

Requested by @bakaiju @doublewaffles94s

Snake: Since he’s a ranged specialist I’m going to try and get in close and use CQC.

Otacon: Wait no, Snake don’t do tha-

Otacon: Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

Who the hell accomplishes everything in their 20s? Who made that a thing?

I was 48 when I started my apprenticeship to become a tattoo artist. I was 50 when I married the love of my life.

You’ve got time.

I needed this right now. I’ve got time!!!

i need this now more than ever.

Russian exorcisms be like

This bitch haunted… YEET

From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

The battle lines have been drawn

Get a load of miss enlightened centrist over here

that’s it, Splatfest is cancelled

*looks over with shit eating grin*

This is my initial impression of the rivalry between 404 Squad and AR Team:

M416 and UMP45:

M16 and M4:

Yeah, that's a pretty accurate summery