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Guess who recently rewatched “Gravity Falls” and decided to make an obnoxiously tiny Mystery Shack?

Materials are chipboard, acrylic paint, a couple toothpicks, wires, acetate, paper and diorama trees. About 7cm tall, progress pictures in an Instagram highlight, NFS.

a guide to exploring an abandoned farm

  • be sure to arrive after 8:00 AM and be gone before 10:00 PM. that’s when it sleeps. 
  • these cows have lived here long before you were born, and they will stay long after you’re gone. you are a guest here. they understand more about these lands than you ever will, so when they run, you should do the same. 
  • be careful with the sheep. you cannot put the same trust in them as you would the cows, for there are wolves hidden among them. 
  • there used to be gods in this cornfield. they’ve since vacated, but should you ask them a question politely enough, you might get an echo of an answer in return. don’t bother with the wheat field- whatever lives between those stalks isn’t as kind and does not leave so easily.
  • the barn door is a mouth; there are teeth concealed in those rosy wooden frames. the voice calling you inside is not a friend. do not listen to them. 
  • DO NOT ENTER THE WHITE METAL SHED.
  • if you blink only to open your eyes in a silo, do not struggle. the grain will just swallow you faster.
  • avoid the yellow patch of grass in front of the farmhouse door. take good care not to step on it. it will show you dead things, ancient things, things you were never meant to see. you won’t come back the same. 
  • you went into the shed, didn’t you?
  • the crows will try to speak to you in a language long-dead. just nod respectfully, and hope their desperate calls aren’t warnings. 
  • keep the scarecrow in your eye-line at all times, for it will move behind your back. don’t give it the opportunity to creep up on you. you won’t like what happens when it catches you. 
  • do you remember where you are? who you are? can you hear me?

It amazes me that autism and adhd are two neurodivergencies that are very similar and literally share a lot of traits, but one is viewed as a Catastrophic Disease That Needs To Be Eradicated™ and the other is not taken seriously at all.

Why the fuck is that?

me, every time I get a new hyperfixation: oh my god, this thing is so wonderful! I'm literally going to love this thing at this same intensity until the day I die.

me, when the hyperfixation ends: my identity as a person is shattered. there is a void that will never be filled. I will never move on from this.

me, when I get my next hyperfixation: oh my god, this thing is so wonderful! I'm literally going to love this thing until I die!

here is something blessed (baby damascus goat), something cursed (adult damascus goat), and my ko-fi!

Gaud, I think you’re a little wrong. Both of these are very very blessed

blessed

blessed goat child

What i hate about them is I’m going to get school, and next semester we’re learning about them…for an entire month…not goats and they’re a breed, not outliers of different species, no…this…fucking…breed…for…an…entire…month…

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They look like you’re drunk grandpa who only speaks in riddles.

I was going to ask WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO, but after several re-reads I realized that’s a typo and you probably (?) meant Goat School. if this is the case please please please tell us more about Goat School.

VET they meant VET SCHOOL

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.

a Hobbits of the shire aesthetic I threw together because I’m feelin super hobbit-y lately !