Avatar

A Little Silence, And A Lot Of Violence

@orcboxer

Skip. He/him. 29. Gay ace mute dude. I love orcs and I love punching. I can neither see nor hear Tom Hanks. Castaway was a very confusing film for me as I'm sure you can imagine.

If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that there are two things you should know about me, and those two things are my fists. Square up

Item: apparently in ancient Rome fighters would take leather straps, line them with iron studs, and wrap them around their fists to make their punches deal more damage

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

Avatar
bird-big

NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!

certified iconic post

Avatar

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

Avatar

>:)

Avatar

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

Avatar

Shout out to anyone that ever made a character that’s a ‘Secret Government experiment’ that escapes the lab and is now wanted and misunderstood. That’s top tier character design, thank you.

My favorite dudes in hellraiser are the people like "perhaps the torture demons will grant my wish in a way that doesn't involve torture!"

i wanna get more hickeys but my warrior’s instincts keep causing me to effortlessly dodge every bite and scratch with beastly precision

Uruk, Iraq 

The sorta literal translation from the arabic is so much more beautiful

“From here rose the first written letter, (finding its way) to every point on earth”

I like this version more

Avatar

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

tumblr deleted my last confessional post so here’s a new one:

when i was like 6 my grandparents got me an awesome dollhouse (playmobil haus 5301 if anyone needs to know). for some reason, i had in my head that one day, god would shrink a bunch of people until they were the size of polly pockets and the world would be so cruel and scary for them. so every night i would pray to god that if he did that, that he would please put the tiny people in my dollhouse so i could provide for them. and every night, in case it happened, i would put water in a little cup for them and make their little beds so they’d have somewhere warm to rest after finding out they would be tiny forever. i told my friend in school about this and he said “oh my dad’s a wizard dont worry he can make them grow again” and then i felt at ease and never worried about it again.