was told to straighten my posture and align my heels. i now stand corrected
the reviews are in

was told to straighten my posture and align my heels. i now stand corrected
the reviews are in
The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, December 7, 1922
Me reading this in 2020, almost 98 years after this was published:
Life is much simpler before you understand why Dilbert is funny
When talking via text you assume the person’s tone in your head. More often than not, you’re wrong about it.
listen I love languages and theoretically I know this should not be funny - not at this point, after this many years of learning both English and French.
but.
gay people fucking love garlic like the G in LGBT stands for garlic
LGBT stands for Loving Garlic & Basil Tons
“Oscar Wilde said that if you know what you want to be, then you inevitably become it – that is your punishment, but if you never know, then you can be anything. There is a truth to that. We are not nouns, we are verbs. I am not a thing – an actor, a writer – I am a person who does things – I write, I act – and I never know what I am going to do next. I think you can be imprisoned if you think of yourself as a noun.”
Stephen Fry
being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me
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