guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers
What color is this?
pussy
hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!
great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!
i would do great in stock photos im always in some situation doing some thing
Breaking Bad could easily have an episode where Walter touches a crystal and it makes him seperate into multicolored different parts of his personality and Jesse has to try and put them back together
LMAOOOOOO
Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That's sex appeal baby
call me Ken the way I don't. have a job
People reblogging this with "me but I have a job" NO you are BARBIE
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid
none pizza with left beef
the-chocolate-chip-pancake
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
Posted Oct 9, 2012
he’s literally so right about everything
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lilac sniffing season only happens once a year so it's important to go out and stick your whole entire face in them
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