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A PC that's a horse that accidentally kills an enemy, levels up, and becomes a ranger. At level three. they become a beast master and choses a human for their animal companion.
I love the idea that animals get EXP for killing things.
Bears have eldritch blasts
who are the bears making pacts with?
Christopher Robin
You weren’t thinking with portals.
This is a triumph.
I'm a smiler. I admit it. A giggler. I'm a laughy guy. I laugh at my own jokes before I can finish them, I laugh at my friends' jokes, and I laugh at them too much and too loud. Can't help it! Sorry for being full of love and joy!
Thinking about that timeline merge theory there was for BotW/TotK, and if the latest of the 3 main timelines' Links are involved in whatever the plot of that would be it gets very funny since you'd have:
OG Link, Hero of Courage from The Legend of Zelda and The Adventure of Link, at the end of the 'Downfall Timeline'
- Saved not 1 but 2 Zeldas
- Can cast magic without needing a staff
- Does not know what a Ganondorf or a Master Sword is
The Four Links II, Heroes of Light from Four Swords Adventure, at the end of the 'Child Timeline'
- Four of them (and Shadow Link)
- Contributes to their timeline's rapidly decreasing Main Villain count by offing Vaati
- Knows somewhat about Ganondorf, maybe not what a Master Sword is.
Engineer Link, Hero of Spirits from Spirit Tracks, at the end of the 'Adult Timeline'
- Has 2 or 3 jobs at a young age.
- Knows how to operate a train
- Only knows about Ganondorf and the Master Sword because his old uncle Niko told him about them through paper cutout shows. Never fought a Ganon.
Probably the funniest lineup of Links to cross over together.
don’t like it when people say you can’t have potatoes in ur fantasy novel without detailed explanation. who gives a fuck
“ohh in europe they didnt have those until” well its not europe is it. its middle earth its earthsea its some country somebody made up
“have detailed knowledge of your dragon’s anatomy and a foolproof scientifically backed explanation of how he can fly” he can fly because he’s a dragon. and because i love him
What did Maul and Ahsoka talk about while Ezra and Kanan were attempting to ride to the top of the temple?
“…..so how ya doin? So, uh... You were right about Anakin after allllll…….”
I like to think the conversation started with maul saying "I told you so"
I’m babysitting my grandma’s cats and she wrote 4 pages of detailed notes, down to the exact words I should use to greet them in the morning and when I put them to bed at night
forgot to add the goodnight wishes
