A 2017 classic updated for the new game.
Wile E. Coyote Simulator 2023
heard yall love fail girls here’s an artistic rendition of meeeee :3
i miss when bots had urls like "jenny0047194" or "s8znmia802ng". i just blocked one with the url "evilpond" and i think it is really fucked up that they are able to take these wonderful urls away from all of the real people who might want them
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Being on Tumblr and also being into mechanical stuff is so weird sometimes. Like you'll see the word "brembo" and be like yeah that's one of the biggest names in high performance brakes, but also like that's a Tumblr ass nonsense word if I've ever seen one
Bremboification
Amazing work everyone
May 16, 2023 - A swarm of bees in the Encino neighbourhood of Los Angeles attacked an “LAPD volunteer”, which is a thing apparently. The bees are quoted as saying “ACAB includes volunteer cops!“ [video]
WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
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baptisms
this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is
for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:
Rhodochrosite - N'chwanning Mine, Kuruman, South Africa
A hollow, crystallized Rhodochrosite open at both ends. An oddity.
Source: marinmineral.com
They should use his blood
They should use his blood to make mr beast ketchup
They should tear him apart and use him for mr beast blood ketchup
A little beast in every bottle. That would be the slogan
They should tear mr beast apart and drain all his blood out for ketchup
They should tear mr
beast apart and drain all his
blood out for ketchup
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
huh, ya know what might help us have less homeless, some affordable housing
well, fuck.
I remember people saying to give him a little slack for his transphobia because he was good about other disenfranchised peoples. Sorry man. Don't care who they are or what identity they are nobody is ever just a transphobe or just a misogynist or just an antisemite or just a racist. Somebody like Chappelle will always hate people who he can't relate to. He's no better than Mel Gibson or Tucker Carlson. He's a nazi plain and simple.
Charles Dickens only wishes he could come up with a villain as audacious and selfish to use the term “youth apprenticeship.”
This is a parody, right? Right?
It’s real. They haven’t even deleted it yet. Because they don’t think they said anything wrong.
"We need to break the two party system!"
This is amerikkka's third largest party, maybe accept that the country is fucked.
Accept the country is fucked? It has been fucked since day 1
another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .
are you going to tell her or
her masters degree is in biology
absolutely batshit insane to me that omegaverse porn is an effective data poisoning method against gpt-based products. predatory language models getting tripped up by wolf dick was not on my 2023 bingo card but here we are i guess.
i want us all to take a minute and just. contemplate the possibilities.
