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Moments with the signs

Aries: snuck out of their house w/me and stole their parents vehicle to get McDonalds at 3 am while everyone was sleeping

Taurus: tried to punch me for using their blanket

Gemini: was eating jello and they told me it reminded them of a placenta (they didn’t know what a placenta was)

Cancer: ???showed me how they can purr??? idk?? It was their weird talent I guess????

Leo: we got drunk and almost got fined for littering (we were feeding seagulls lettuce outside of McDonalds)

Virgo: went to an abandoned house and almost died because we heard a man in the basement (we ran out rlly fast)

Libra: told an April fools joke that was so convincing they managed to keep it up for half a year before anyone caught on

Scorpio: walked across our city in the middle of winter and got frost bite on their legs because they missed me and wanted to see me

Sagittarius: laughed way too hard over a cheesy joke when we were fishing with Virgo

Capricorn: once told me “did u know when cheese gets hot it melts.”

Aquarius: told me they thought of me dead to see if they would be sad (they cried so I guess they care)

Pisces: Sends me a pic of them every day on SC using my fave filter so I have a reason to smile