should i get my life together or should i just keep being sexy and chaotic
stop killing animals in horror movies as an introduction to supernatural shit we know the house or the beach or whatever the fuck it is is haunted or whatever just start killing people
it's 2028 and i can't leave my house because i didn't pay my amazon doorknob subscription on time so they came over and sealed my doors and windows off with cement
next time pay it on time like the rest of us or don’t complain. it’s your fault for being poor not ours.
i’m doing fine but out of no where my brain has just been like “lol literally kill yourself” what the fuck no thank you??
Matt Lloyd won "The worst pants" contest at St. Cecilia's
y’all i started watching moral orel and i stopped for a bit bc i was busy but im onto the episode “Love” and i know it’s gonna be about a dog and i know what they’re going to do to the dog and i don’t think i can watch it my heart is actually going to break
possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:
- Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something
- Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"
- Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare
what a way to end pride month
why did this hurt me
Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.
We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public
