So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

i just don’t get foreign films.

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

req’d by @countessgradula

what i wish i could say to all the high strung folks out at the gift wrapping stand but alas cannot

It’s what Jesus would’ve wanted

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

And they’re not related?

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

Their mamas have some explaining to do

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

The plot thickens!

What’s happening

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

Grandma’s Ghost

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

“Obese.”

the dayman song but everytime they say dayman its replaced with raging dennis

[x]

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

me on my deathbed

DEAD! LMFAOOOO!!!!

look @ her dad’s face tho..LOL

WAIT IM DUMB AND JUST NOW REALIZED THAT LIONEL RICHIE IS HER DAD WTF HAHAH

introducing the new sport

basketball 2

What is the objective?

Survive.

Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes?  That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood.  Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.