everyone waiting for televotes to overturn juries rn:

the host who occasionally mentions his husband

Me at the Madonna stage 

Quavo and Madonna are really at eurovision huh

they mentioned abba without abba coming on to perform

madonna: uwu you are ALL winners

europe, clutching knives, knowing the voting means life or death: I THINK THE FUCK NOT, MA’AM

“you’re all winners.” no, they’re not, madonna. that’s the whole point. this is as close to war as europe gets. 

madonna: *gives a very american motivational speech and tries to be funny*

europeans:

none of the countries take eurovision seriously enough anymore because they all take it too seriously we need pianos on fire, we need people churning milk, we need russian grandmas, gay vampires, stop taking it seriously and start taking it seriously again

Netta’s new song

The party is all half human  half other races looking for their shared human parent.

Change your url op

Human Bard when he sees his gaggle of bastards stumbling into the tavern:

US vs Ukraine

some fool: “infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history”

eurovision:

what eurovision should be like

what it is like

italy dude really wrote a song and rhymed ‘ramadan’ and ‘jackie chan’ what kind of galaxy brain antics