If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

DUDE

not to be a downer but your twenties are super hard and super lonely and tv lied and it’s not glamorous at all and if you are having a hard time it’s ok and it’s normal and you’ll be ok

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

His parents gave him a lovely, respectable, presentable cis-man name like Richard.

He decided to be Dick Van Dyke.

Please, Richard Vancouver Dicycle is my father. Call me Dick Van Dyke

It’s science!

anti-colonialist hero Austin Powers maims imperial pig propaganda project

I love this edit because it looks like Powers is sneaking up on Bond, possibly to snap his neck

Never gets old.

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

You forgot the orange juice on the side

the only valid addition to this post

IM CRYING

every character brendan fraser played in the 1990s was the himboest himbo to ever himbo

the energy this man exuded

Everyone liked that

i love when cats make that face when they lift their head to bump it into sometihng

photography by @/anastasiya_dobrovolskaya on instagram 💗

Divergent is a bad book, but its accidental brilliance is that it completely mauled the YA dystopian genre by stripping it down to its barest bones for maximum marketability, utterly destroying the chances of YA dystopian literature’s long-term survival 

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

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am i going crazy or does sokka move through toph in that last gif