Every time I touch a Bible it turns into a copy of Ready Player One
and every time we kissed i swear i can fly
Remember kids, Nazis don't deserve their kneecaps.
Also if any of these are incorrect pls lemme know
i didnt see anyone saying any of this is wrong in the notes so im gonna reblog-
Reblog if you currently need a kiss or a lobotomy.
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reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people
in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.
She pick on my it til I up
bwaaa🎺🏁
new defunctland video once again makes me appreciate the everyday amateur internet archivist. i love you people who make comprehensive lists of fonts used in popular media. i love you people who upload ten second videos of commercials from 2002. people who have episodes from shows i saw as a kid that i don’t even remember the names of anymore. people who record livestreams. people who record small concerts. little moments in history that’ll be important to somebody 20 years later. i love u
ik it's like 5am or so for the majority population of this app but like. why aren't you all awake. im awake
I’m awake! Can I sleep on your couch?
I’m currently enjoying a nice local seafood restaurant with a drink menu that’s $10 on the low end WITH my homies, only paying $20 total and you’re not even flying first class. Get bent.
i hope you have a wonderful time you bitch. i genuinely hope it's grand you motherfcuker
I hope you die
i hope we both die
I’m currently enjoying a nice local seafood restaurant with a drink menu that’s $10 on the low end WITH my homies, only paying $20 total and you’re not even flying first class. Get bent.
i hope you have a wonderful time you bitch. i genuinely hope it's grand you motherfcuker
I hope you die
If only the Devil had waited til 9/11 to drag that bitch to hell that would’ve been the funniest shit.